F*cking Erick Lindgren

While John Phan may be on a sick run this summer, Erick Lindgren has been on a filthy streak for 31 years. Fucking Erick Lindgren. And since it’s not human nature to actually be happy…

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John McCain Shuns Cookier, Picks VPILF(TM)

In a shocking reversal, John McCain has dumped one-time VP running mate T.J. Cookier from his ticket and has now opted for VPILFTM Sarah Palin (R-Alaska). Quote McCain’s camp: "While T.J. Cookier has served his…

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