2010 WSOP Preview: Introducing Spiderdong

Never a good idea to flop the nuts at a kid's bday party...

Long-time friend of The Entities Freaky Diablo (real name) recently attended the birthday party of one of his kid’s friend’s.

At the party, people were hired to dress like superheroes and princess and stuff like that.

Apparently the guy who dressed like Spiderman forgot to wear his cup or just really, really didn’t give a crap that his junk was very prominently on display for all of the party-goers. And bammo! Either he’s got the sickest sense of humor ever or he is tragically not self-aware.

Despite all of that, Spiderdong, as he’s come to be known, is still way cooler than this guy.

Anyway, Spiderdong will now be one of the repeatedly overused photos for us at the 2010 WSOP. What we’d like you to help us with is coming up with all of the potential captions for the photo. There are obvious ones like when somebody “flops the nuts” or is “yielding a big stack.”

We just want as many uses as possible. So comment away…

 

26 Responses

  1. Chinaman

    May 24, 2010 11:36 am, Reply

    Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
    Nestled against your spider thighs:
    Draped in polyester, any size,
    Catches little kids, by surprise–
    Look out:
    Here come the Spider-Balls.

  2. Rob

    May 24, 2010 12:32 pm, Reply

    After a bust out…”And Spidey pointed the way to the exit.”

    What do you mean I’m supposed to keep my chips in a rack when moving tables?

    Is that Toby’s stand-in…”Tiny” Maguire?

    Looks like he has a fly caught in his web.

  3. Brian Heptinstall

    May 24, 2010 12:36 pm, Reply

    “You’ll have to forgive me Cinderella, but, when the spider bit me, it turned my penis into a ginger”

  4. Jake Jones

    May 24, 2010 5:58 pm, Reply

    Spidey, when I said I become a slut after 12, I meant 12 midnight. Now put that away, you’re scaring the kids.

  5. idrinkcoors

    May 24, 2010 8:53 pm, Reply

    – “Wood you care to dance?”

    – “Now you can see why they call me Peter Parker.”

    – “As you can see, my Spidey-sense indicates that your hot.”

    – “Usually I’m into chicks with six more legs than you, but I guess you’re not bad.”

    – “Well actually yes. I am excited to be at this party. Why do you ask?”

    – Looking down: “Oh that? I wish. Actually it’s just where I store my webbing.”

  6. Michele Lewis

    May 28, 2010 8:38 am, Reply

    Anything with package.
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  7. Michele Lewis

    May 28, 2010 7:53 pm, Reply

    Ha. No, they won’t use that one. I’m like a sister to two entities and a mother to the other.
    But, it is possible they would use it as a comment disguised as Jake Jones.

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