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2010 WSOP Preview: Introducing Spiderdong


Never a good idea to flop the nuts at a kid's bday party...

Long-time friend of The Entities Freaky Diablo (real name) recently attended the birthday party of one of his kid’s friend’s.

At the party, people were hired to dress like superheroes and princess and stuff like that.

Apparently the guy who dressed like Spiderman forgot to wear his cup or just really, really didn’t give a crap that his junk was very prominently on display for all of the party-goers. And bammo! Either he’s got the sickest sense of humor ever or he is tragically not self-aware.

Despite all of that, Spiderdong, as he’s come to be known, is still way cooler than this guy.

Anyway, Spiderdong will now be one of the repeatedly overused photos for us at the 2010 WSOP. What we’d like you to help us with is coming up with all of the potential captions for the photo. There are obvious ones like when somebody “flops the nuts” or is “yielding a big stack.”

We just want as many uses as possible. So comment away…

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Charlie May 23, 2010 at 9:25 am

“It’s a pleasure meeting you Cinderella, and I do mean pleasure.”

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Chris Tessaro May 24, 2010 at 5:57 am

“My secret power? I can shoot a sticky substance out of an extremity when needed…”

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Phil May 24, 2010 at 7:52 am

Look out, here cums the spiderman!

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Brian Heptinstall May 24, 2010 at 11:06 am

Betcha can’t tell where the spider bit me…

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Chinaman May 24, 2010 at 11:36 am

Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
Nestled against your spider thighs:
Draped in polyester, any size,
Catches little kids, by surprise–
Look out:
Here come the Spider-Balls.

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Rob May 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm

After a bust out…”And Spidey pointed the way to the exit.”

What do you mean I’m supposed to keep my chips in a rack when moving tables?

Is that Toby’s stand-in…”Tiny” Maguire?

Looks like he has a fly caught in his web.

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Brian Heptinstall May 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm

“Hey Cinderella! Did you hear that Svetlana Gromenkova made a final table?”

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Brian Heptinstall May 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm

“Did you say November 9 or 69?”

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Brian Heptinstall May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm

“You’ll have to forgive me Cinderella, but, when the spider bit me, it turned my penis into a ginger”

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Wicked Chops Entity May 24, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Excellent work everyone please keep ‘em comin’…

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Brian Heptinstall May 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm

How can we tell if this isn’t Phil Ivey?

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Jake Jones May 24, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Spidey, when I said I become a slut after 12, I meant 12 midnight. Now put that away, you’re scaring the kids.

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Phil May 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm

The Cereus patch still isn’t working.

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Phil May 24, 2010 at 7:06 pm

I have a feeling you’re Girls on the Rail material.

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Chinaman May 24, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Show us on the doll where the spider touched you.

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idrinkcoors May 24, 2010 at 8:53 pm

- “Wood you care to dance?”

- “Now you can see why they call me Peter Parker.”

- “As you can see, my Spidey-sense indicates that your hot.”

- “Usually I’m into chicks with six more legs than you, but I guess you’re not bad.”

- “Well actually yes. I am excited to be at this party. Why do you ask?”

- Looking down: “Oh that? I wish. Actually it’s just where I store my webbing.”

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cappy May 25, 2010 at 2:19 am

You got me jumpin right out of my skin,

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Phil May 26, 2010 at 9:31 am

Enough of this crap, let’s go rob another EPT event.

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Iain May 26, 2010 at 10:44 am

Just in case you were wondering how much I had behind

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Lee May 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm

“my name’s amarillo slim and i’m required by state law to tell you i’m a sex offender.”

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Da Man May 26, 2010 at 10:19 pm

A suckout was on tap… in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3…

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Jake Jones May 27, 2010 at 7:07 pm

Of course I’m happy to see you. Can’t you tell?

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Michele Lewis May 28, 2010 at 8:38 am

Anything with package.
Jack’s Links Offering Special WSOP PACKAGE
Should Be Easy To Win This WSOP Package
Check Out This WSOP Package
Here’s A Package Just For The Ladies
Player Asks, Can I Chop My Package?
Hot Commodities: WSOP Packages Are Hard To Come By

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Jake Jones May 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm

How about:

Michele Lewis loves a nice package every now and then.

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Michele Lewis May 28, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Ha. No, they won’t use that one. I’m like a sister to two entities and a mother to the other.
But, it is possible they would use it as a comment disguised as Jake Jones.

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Shala Polcovich February 2, 2011 at 12:36 am

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