Long-time friend of The Entities Freaky Diablo (real name) recently attended the birthday party of one of his kid’s friend’s.
At the party, people were hired to dress like superheroes and princess and stuff like that.
Apparently the guy who dressed like Spiderman forgot to wear his cup or just really, really didn’t give a crap that his junk was very prominently on display for all of the party-goers. And bammo! Either he’s got the sickest sense of humor ever or he is tragically not self-aware.
Despite all of that, Spiderdong, as he’s come to be known, is still way cooler than this guy.
Anyway, Spiderdong will now be one of the repeatedly overused photos for us at the 2010 WSOP. What we’d like you to help us with is coming up with all of the potential captions for the photo. There are obvious ones like when somebody “flops the nuts” or is “yielding a big stack.”
We just want as many uses as possible. So comment away…










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“It’s a pleasure meeting you Cinderella, and I do mean pleasure.”
“My secret power? I can shoot a sticky substance out of an extremity when needed…”
Look out, here cums the spiderman!
Betcha can’t tell where the spider bit me…
Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
Nestled against your spider thighs:
Draped in polyester, any size,
Catches little kids, by surprise–
Look out:
Here come the Spider-Balls.
After a bust out…”And Spidey pointed the way to the exit.”
What do you mean I’m supposed to keep my chips in a rack when moving tables?
Is that Toby’s stand-in…”Tiny” Maguire?
Looks like he has a fly caught in his web.
“Hey Cinderella! Did you hear that Svetlana Gromenkova made a final table?”
“Did you say November 9 or 69?”
“You’ll have to forgive me Cinderella, but, when the spider bit me, it turned my penis into a ginger”
Excellent work everyone please keep ‘em comin’…
How can we tell if this isn’t Phil Ivey?
Spidey, when I said I become a slut after 12, I meant 12 midnight. Now put that away, you’re scaring the kids.
The Cereus patch still isn’t working.
I have a feeling you’re Girls on the Rail material.
Show us on the doll where the spider touched you.
- “Wood you care to dance?”
- “Now you can see why they call me Peter Parker.”
- “As you can see, my Spidey-sense indicates that your hot.”
- “Usually I’m into chicks with six more legs than you, but I guess you’re not bad.”
- “Well actually yes. I am excited to be at this party. Why do you ask?”
- Looking down: “Oh that? I wish. Actually it’s just where I store my webbing.”
You got me jumpin right out of my skin,
Enough of this crap, let’s go rob another EPT event.
Just in case you were wondering how much I had behind
“my name’s amarillo slim and i’m required by state law to tell you i’m a sex offender.”
A suckout was on tap… in 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3…
Of course I’m happy to see you. Can’t you tell?
Anything with package.
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How about:
Michele Lewis loves a nice package every now and then.
Ha. No, they won’t use that one. I’m like a sister to two entities and a mother to the other.
But, it is possible they would use it as a comment disguised as Jake Jones.
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