Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". (singing) The sunll come outtomorrow. The music stops and Fiona's fancy dress turns to dust. So, um how about. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Withjusta. DONKEY: Boom! Of course, not! SHREK: Oh! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Whats happening, everybody? HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? Shrek: Trust me. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes I shouldve stayed. GODMOTHER: Theyll write your name on the bathroom wall. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Godmother continutes to sing. Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. Harold and Lillian follow her. Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. The mouse lands with a thud. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. VIAF ID. SHREK: Good! FIONA: No! DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. But I can see now she already has it. Thats where were going. Im going! We were just leaving. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. DONKEY: Except for you. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. And theres some question as to why that is? A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. DONKEY: Oh, God! They continue to dance. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Donkeys dont purr. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! Oh No! FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! A loud crowd has now amassed behind them. HAROLD: Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance? Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. And thats final! SHREK: Hold on! DONKEY: Im sorry, too. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice are using the Magic Mirror as a TV. Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. Oh, arent they adorable! B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. Dont you want to see your wife? FIONA: Ive made changes for you, Shrek. (hisses). It was nothing personal, Seor! We are not going! Look at the pony! Oh! But theyre my parents, Shrek. Oh, get it off! Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. GODMOTHER: What? by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . DONKEY: Yeah, sure. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. Im here to make it all better. His clothes are much too big for him now. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. Alone! He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. Fiona! Pirates and witches sit at the tables. W--w--we dont even have dental. I dont get it, Shrek. GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! . Hey, thats my girl! GODMOTHER: And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate! Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. That potion worked on you too, huh? He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower! Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. FIONA: I want what any princess wants. SHREK: I know! Well be back to pick you up later! How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. FIONA: Dear Diary. Shrek and Godmother chase after the wand. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. I told you coming here was a bad idea. Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. Ah. "Lived happily ever after." Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. What? He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. HAROLD: Oh, no! [whinnies] I can count! Ride em up! To be this way forever? SHREK: Gingy! Just as Charming takes Fiona's hand, Harold and Lillian come walking in. Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Let me go! Head em up! This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . Move em on! HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. SHREK: Come on! . Get your[mumbling]. I was just reading a, uha scary book. One of the mice is running to catch up. For you and your true love. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. Thats the best friends job. 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. FIONA: Change? DORIS: Are you kidding? My donkey senses are tingling all over. O-otherwise Im up all night. With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. Shrek looks out the window, seeing the Far Far Away Palace. SHREK: (chuckling) Its a bit early to be thinking about that, isnt it? GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. Im going to go out and find him. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. She notices Fiona, and both gasp. GODMOTHER: [singing] Your fallen tears have called to me / So, here comes my sweet remedy / I know what every princess needs / For her to live life happily. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. GODMOTHER: Charming. NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. He didnt get there in time. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. And Im going to set things right. Kiss her now! SHREK: Oh, yes! SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. HAROLD: Uh, darling. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. DONKEY: Aww, come on. They get closer towards each other and glare into each other's eyes. ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear. And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. The mucus is sparkling blue. Shrek runs up to Fiona. She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. You are going to have one satisfied Princess. Ha-ha! CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. My racing days are over! The three head back out the doors. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. Lillian is sitting in bed with a book in hand. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. People fill the sidewalks and carriages fill the road. Dont you remember when we were young? Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him. Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. The streets are paved and there are buildings everywhere. Someday, I will repay you! He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. Shrek grabs the bottle. Angered by the intrusion, Shrek decides to visit Farquaad and demand they be moved elsewhere. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. DONKEY: Oh! A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. We both acted like ogres. Come on, join us. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? Godmother and the furniture collectively gasp, the furniture begins to shuffle away, grumbling. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . A giant pink carriage appears with the aforementioned Kyle laying down on top of it, who cracks a whip. Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. Stop it! GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 2 International releases 2.1 UK 2.1.1 VHS 2.2 DVD US releases DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! What--what did you say? HAROLD: There you are! The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. Shrek climbs up and gets through. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. I'm gonna laugh, too. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. DONKEY: Wow! Oh[laughs] No ogres! The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. GINGY: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! He leans down to pick her up. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. Look whos finally coming around! SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. FIONA: Uh, you did! SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? Donkey sighs. Taut, round buttocks?! DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. no2004055143. What? They just want to give you their blessing. 181295884. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! DONKEY: Hey! He has been listening the whole time. Identifiers. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament The rest of the dinner table does the same. How bad can it be? HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Donkey: What about Shrek 2: 2 Fast, 2 Donkey? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. I mean, look at him. Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. Look at him in his wee little boots. JOAN: Oh. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Harold runs over to them. Very good, then. My gosh! Whos this?! Right away. How original. Donkey races to the wand. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. sorting the mail and watering the plants? HAROLD: Im sorry, Lillian. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. Thats a really big problem! DONKEY: I know, I know! Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. HAROLD: Darling? Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. What do you think, Harold? And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? Right! Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. Were from the union. Youre still going to be king. You still look like a noble steed to me. Oh my dear. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. Lets crash this party! Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. FIONA: Will you Stop it? Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. The band accompanies them. PUSS: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad. 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