Giving new meaning to the expression, "poker in the rear," you can now hone your hold’em skills against Daisy Duke v.2k5, Jessica Simpson.
Thanks to Warner Bros., horny teenage boys all over the land that were searching for pics of Jessica Simpson on the Dukes of Hazzard Web site (like the one we stumbled across here, which is strictly beside the point) have even more reason to get hooked on the great game of poker.
Wicked Chops played a few virtual hands against the buxom booty, and we have to admit that we found Jessica Simpson to be surprisingly tight…but easy.
Let’s put it this way, she may start off with a big stack, but if you keep pounding away, she wears down quickly…just ask Johnny Knoxville or Bam Margera. Seriously though, the game isn’t tough to crack, and you can be done with her in about two minutes, but we’re sure you’ll boast to your friends that it lasted a little bit longer.