Out of respect for RawVegas.tv‘s wickedly sexy host
Unfortunately we have the self-restraint of a crack whore from the city of Crackville swimming in a pool of crack with a bunch of crack-addicts tossing around their crack-flavored schlongs for wads of crack-stained hundies, if that helps explain the kind of self-restraint we lack.*
Video below and link to it here. It may or may not be NSFW depending on how bad your job sucks.
* Wicked Chops Poker thinks crack is bad. Please don’t use crack.