Danish poker pro Allan Bække has won the EPT Snowfest, held in the Austrian Alps ski village of Saalbach-Hinterglemm, about 120km south of Fucking (look it up).
The 27-year-old who plays online as “Sifosis” started the final table with the chip lead and was able to hold off Canadian Russell Carson for the win after a two-hour heads up battle.
Bække pockets 445,000 euros that he’ll bring back to the land of hot girls on bikes. Carson takes home 296,000 euros to spend on beaver pelts and flannel shirts.
Watch below the irrepressibly cute Gloria Balding dressed in a dirndl (<- we looked that up) giving a recap of the final table.