Andy Frankenberger Wins WPT Legends of Poker at the Bike


We’d love to make this post more interesting by telling you that Victoria Moore walked on stage during heads-up play at the WPT Legends of Poker and began a hardcore lesbian make-out session with the Royal Flush Girls, causing a 45-minute stoppage of play as spectators ogled in sheer delight, which was then unexpectedly followed by an impromptu appearance and concert by Justin Bieber that culminated with none other than Osama bin Laden joining the precocious teen on-stage for an encore of “Baby” and that when the song wrapped, the terrorist confessed that he was in fact behind 9/11 and then Jeff Madsen–who was playing keyboard during the Bieber tracks–made a citizen’s arrest on ObL and we immediately withdrew our troops from Afghanistan–but unfortunately nothing that compelling happened.

Instead, Andy Frankenberger defeated Kyle Wilson heads-up to win the WPT Legends of Poker title, $750,000, and a seat into the WPT Championship.

Wilson banks $370,000 for second.

Get full final table results and recaps here.

 

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