Sure, we often refer to Anna Benson as
And recently labeled her
But truth be told, we actually
So if we ever talked unkindly of Anna, well, we just thought that’s how poker playin’, PETA hatin’, Michael Moore loathin’, gun totin’, ex-stripper MILFs with southern accents and smokin’ hot bods like to be talked to. You know, dirty. "Oh, you dirty, trashy hot, publicity whore, you." That’s how you talk to girls. It’s hot.
Apparently she doesn’t see it that way. Anna was recently chatting with the fine folks over at Gambling911.com about Wicked Chops Poker and said some very hurtful things about us.
"WickedChopsPoker are nobodies, the site is garbage. Gambling911.com is a respected website," Anna quipped when asked about our previously "misconstrued" unflattering remarks about her.
Ouch. So mean, Anna. Lots of people don’t realize this, but Wicked Chops Poker doesn’t have "thick" skin. In fact, our skin is like papier mache. We hurt. We bleed. We cry.
Thankfully Anna, we have our current/first wives’ shoulders to cry on because if we didn’t we’d have to go out and find some poker playin’, PETA hatin’, Michael Moore loathin’, gun totin’, ex-stripper MILF with a southern accent and smokin’ hot bod and bang her senselessly until her eyes rolled back in her head just to get over the hurt of what you said. Because we’re sensitive like that.
Except replace all of the wimpy things we said in the previous two paragraphs with the exact opposite. That’s slightly closer to the truth. Except replace "slightly" with "much much more."
"I’m a nice person. This was my first World Series of Poker tournament and after sitting there for so many hours, I was just getting very uncomfortable. I didn’t mean to upset anyone."
Her first WSOP? Did Anna somehow forget that she played last year’s WSOP, had someone wager $10k that she’d win it and boasted that she lasted to the end of the third day, beat out 1200 other players and "shocked the poker professionals that gathered to watch her?"
Perhaps though we’ll give Anna the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe she was just saying this was her first event at this year’s WSOP and not first WSOP ever. And you know, maybe we here at Wicked Chops Poker are too quick to jump on Anna the minute she opens her mouth.
Not like she’s not used to guys jumping on her the minute she opens her mouth.
After the jump, a video of Anna opening her mouth…among other things.