Perhaps we’re just missing something here but isn’t that what nannies are for, or put another way, what’s the point of having kids, if not for nannies.
Heche also complains that Laffoon “holds a poker game at his home every Thursday night and allows Homer to participate.”
So what’s wrong with . . . wait . . . the kid’s name is Homer? Homer Laffoon? Damn, that’s cruel. And Heche is worried about the kid being left with nannies? What about other kids kicking the shit out of him at day care ’cause his name is Homer Laffoon?
Anyway, that’s enough about Anne Heche. Fuckin’ hate Anne Heche.
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