The Entities that comprise Wicked Chops Poker aren’t so much into "balling" as we are into not really even knowing what that means. However, we know what it sounds like it means.
So when we first read the TMZ.com headline that Antonio Esfandiari “outballed” Kobe Bryant recently at a nightclub, horrific images flashed through our head. Images that keep any normal male up at night, drenched in a cold sweat. Bad, bad images.
The final tally: Esfandiari and crew drank 26 bottles of Cristal for nearly $35k (including at $6k tip), and Bryant and crew put down 15 bottles for $21k.
This reminds us of the time we "outballed" our rival fraternity in college by putting down over 700 cups of Miller Lite during Nickel Night at O’Malley’s, but our bill was only like $35. And we’re pretty sure we didn’t tip. What you think we’re made of money or something?
* Image from TMZ.com.