Ass Girl Really Happened

Thank you, whoever you are, for doing this.

Thank you, whoever you are, for doing this.

All was calm at the 2009 World Series of Poker. The day had turned into night. Play was winding down. Those of us in so-called “media” row were in less of scramble as we sat back and contemplated what our big stories of the day would be.

Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl walked over in front of media row with a group of friends. And takes her pants off. Like a pack of rabid dogs, a mad scramble for pics of her ensued. Then, just like that, she walked off with her pants in hand.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we introduce to you: Ass Girl.


32 Responses

  1. jon

    June 4, 2009 11:12 am, Reply

    Actually not 100% accurate. She was outside the Sao Paulo Cafe with her friends and said “I wonder if I can get into the poker room with no pants on?” So naturally I followed her because I’ve been wondering the same thing for myself the past few years and finally wanted an answer.

  2. gutito21

    June 4, 2009 1:44 pm, Reply

    I had to go back and look at the pic, didn’t notice any dudes were in the pic. The dealer is classic!

  3. The Amateur

    June 4, 2009 3:50 pm, Reply

    WCP we need a contest for whomever comes up with the best name..AssGirl is not appropriate for her. Along the lines of “BUBBLE” Butt Girl..”.Royal Heiny” you know what I mean?

  4. Johnny

    June 4, 2009 8:24 pm, Reply

    Yeah I can’t believe that dealer, lol. BUSTED!
    And that’s a serious case of hungry bum…

  5. mmm hmmmmmm

    June 12, 2009 1:41 pm, Reply

    im speechless, this beautiful creature could make world peace with a reality show. just her for 30min a day would make us all quit hating each other

  6. Kimberly

    June 13, 2009 5:34 pm, Reply

    Hi – Thats me. and No i did not remove my pants in the poker room… i simply was coming from the pool and my black skirt was soaked- didn’t know we were making a pittstop to the tourny. Nice article though, Im sure the guy who wrote it has never seen an ass before by the way he talks about them! Thanks for all the lovely comments about my tush guys.

  7. Michael

    April 28, 2010 3:43 pm, Reply

    First time seeing this!!! Kim is a great person and cool as hell….. As for what she says about you guys never seeing an ass before I would have to agree based on your lame comments……. I’m guessing poker isn’t the only GAME you all need to work on!! Clowns!!!

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