Poker Stars icons suck.
Unless you like baby pictures…of babies you don’t know.
Now no offense to the babies seen below. They may be perfectly cute babies to the parent or the rest of the world, but no one wants to see drooling little tykes at a poker table. This is poker, not daycare.
No crying in baseball? No babies in poker.
Playing a recent cash game, we finally found one Poker Stars icon that sums it all up (um, the middle one). It even got, we hate to admit, a legitimate LOL from Wicked Chops Poker: