Enter the FTOPS XIX Main Event, as it covered all the bases.
With multi-entries allowed, the $600 buy-in event brought in 14,479 entrants and generated a prize pool of over $8.8M.
He-who-briefly-pwned-the-live-tournament-circuit-in-early-2008–Blair Hinkle–negotiated the biggest chopped score, banking over $1.1M for finishing second. The event was won by GIAMPP, who took home a slightly less impressive $877,950.
Read more about the event here.
In unrelated news, Andrew is still not the father.