Brandi Hawbaker Is Back at the 2007 WSOP

Brandihawbakerwsop3Our favorite narcissistic, freaky ass, dick-on-the-back, hot-enough-to-bang, ex-pageant poker playing chick Brandi Hawbaker made an appearance today in the $2,000 buy-in No-Limit Texas Hold’em event at the 2007 WSOP.

Walking around the Rio we actually heard Brandi Rose was one of the chipleaders early on. While we were thinking of heading over to her table to see how she was doing, we were strongly advised by our penises not to walk within 50 feet of her. Those poor guys are still scarred from yesterday. Apparently the sighting conjured up memories of that sweltering summer in Chile with the Su├írez sisters that required a truckload and a half of penicillin to clear things up. Snake’s penis, obviously in shock, was even whimpering in Spanish “No, Lupita, no mas, mi cojones en fuego. No mas.”

Thankfully, the Wicked Chops Poker camera felt brave in a Red Dawn “Wolverines” kind of way and headed on over to snap some photos of Brandi, which you can see after the jump.

UPDATE: Not that you want to see a photo of Brandi getting her back rubbed, but we’ve updated this post with a photo of Brandi getting her back rubbed, after the jump.

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