Brandi Hawbaker Sticks it to The Captain on 2+2

Brandi_hawbakertiltA hot enough to bang, freaky as heck, 24-year-old, poker playing chick handing over her bankroll to an old time poker pro and instead of getting help at the table she allegedly gets the old guy’s Viagara-soused penis laid up on her back in the middle of the night. It’s the Brandi Hawbaker (at right) and Captain Tom Franklin soap opera that’s been playing out over at the 2+2 forums and if you’re not up to speed, get clued in. Last we checked there were more than 120 pages of replies. You’d think with these kind of allegations and all the interest we’d be all over this story but to be honest some of us have been too busy soaking up some California sun to bother and besides stories about penises and old men with nicknames like Captain creep us out.

After the jump, a really bad video of Brandi “Rose” Hawbaker being freaky with fire sticks. Really, this girl is a total freak and we love her for it. Also be sure to check out the Neverwin forum for some NSFW photos purported to be of Brandi. Did we mention she’s a total freak? Love it.

OK, the video blows, even with her flashing the camera at the end. You can check out some more pics of Brandi over at CardPlayer here.


7 Responses

  1. HS

    December 18, 2006 11:38 pm, Reply

    Are you guys complete morons? Unless you think she’s full of crap, you’re taking your little comedy routine too far.

  2. Ronin

    December 19, 2006 10:22 am, Reply

    Freaky is probably the right word here. We wanted to write about this whole saga, but where the hell do you start? There’s the whole “penis backing” issue, the fight with Dutch over a passport and then the videos of Dutch and her getting cancer together. We’ll let you guys go all “Fox News” on this one and we’ll just pretend it’s not happening.

  3. Kid Dynamite

    December 19, 2006 6:18 pm, Reply

    i have to admit, i didn’t read the whole thread, and I didn’t see a retort from the Captain, but I have to ask,
    “what’s so wrong about a little penis in the back?” that’s one of my patented pickup moves…

  4. Bob B. Bobson

    April 16, 2008 9:47 pm, Reply

    You may want to know that Brandi Hawbaker (of semi-recent poker drama) died earlier this week. She was 26 years old.
    I do not know any more than that, including how she died or any circumstances of her death, or even if there is a funeral planned. Even if I did know, it’s nobody’s business but her family and friends.

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