HomeBrandi Hawbaker Sticks it to The Captain on 2+2
Brandi Hawbaker Sticks it to The Captain on 2+2
A hot enough to bang, freaky as heck, 24-year-old, poker playing chick handing over her bankroll to an old time poker pro and instead of getting help at the table she allegedly gets the old guy’s Viagara-soused penis laid up on her back in the middle of the night. It’s the Brandi Hawbaker (at right) and Captain Tom Franklin soap opera that’s been playing out over at the 2+2 forums and if you’re not up to speed, get clued in. Last we checked there were more than 120 pages of replies. You’d think with these kind of allegations and all the interest we’d be all over this story but to be honest some of us have been too busy soaking up some California sun to bother and besides stories about penises and old men with nicknames like Captain creep us out.
After the jump, a really bad video of Brandi “Rose” Hawbaker being freaky with fire sticks. Really, this girl is a total freak and we love her for it. Also be sure to check out the Neverwin forum for some NSFW photos purported to be of Brandi. Did we mention she’s a total freak? Love it.
OK, the video blows, even with her flashing the camera at the end. You can check out some more pics of Brandi over at CardPlayer here.