Brandi Hawbaker To Start Lighting the Menorah?

Brandihawbakerwsop2For most people in poker, the following would not qualify as news, but Brandi Hawbaker is not most people in poker, because she’s hot. Shit, if we found out that Brandi got a paper cut, we’d have some headline like, "BREAKING: Brandi Hawbaker, A Woman, Is Smoking Hot, Has a Paper Cut," so what the hell, here goes.

A reader forwarded us an email supposedly from Brandi where she explains where she’s been lately and what she’s been up to (cause it ain’t been on the poker circuit).

And according to the email, Brandi has kicked all of her "bad" habits (drugs, booze) and "made the choice to convert to Judaism."

In a scientific poll where we interviewed all three of us Entities (margin of error 0%), we decided that Jewish girls are particularly hot, so this conversion to Judaism, if true, qualifies as the sexiest conversion of the year.

We’d post the entire email but that’s not cool, plus we have no way of confirming if it’s real or not. However, we’ll note that if the email is a fraud, someone has way to much fucking time on their hands, because it’s a few pages long.

In related news, watch this for the 1,000th time.


2 Responses

  1. Five of Diamonds

    January 13, 2008 2:45 pm, Reply

    Great News for BrandiRose, if it is true. Time she slayed her dragons and demons.
    Little Girl lost. Little Girl still lost, but finding her way back to who she was. Raised Evangelical Christian the Good Shepherd hasn’t forgotten her. For God so loved {agape} the world, SO LOVED BRANDIROSE, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life {John 3:16}. What do you think? If a man owns a hundred sheep, and one of them wanders away, will he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go to look for the one that wandered off? And if he finds it, I tell you the truth, he is happier about that one sheep than about the ninety-nine that did not wander off. In the same way your Father in heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost. {Matt 18:12-14} BrandiRose is one of His Little Sheep. Jesus said, I know my sheep and my sheep know me. {John 10:14} Amor vincit omnia! Amor vincit omnia! Love Conquers All! Love Conquers All! For Love even the tiniest seemingly most insignificant particle of it is an unbelievably potent force. To control or concead it is an extremely difficult proposition. {Matt 13:33} Sin, Shame, Drugs, or Booze are no match for the Power of Love. And God TRUELY LOVES this Girl, his Daughter, immeasureably. Good News this Girl has decided to Love Herself enough to seek help. <> <> <> <> <>

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