For most people in poker, the following would not qualify as news, but Brandi Hawbaker is not most people in poker, because she’s hot. Shit, if we found out that Brandi got a paper cut, we’d have some headline like, "BREAKING: Brandi Hawbaker, A Woman, Is Smoking Hot, Has a Paper Cut," so what the hell, here goes.
A reader forwarded us an email supposedly from Brandi where she explains where she’s been lately and what she’s been up to (cause it ain’t been on the poker circuit).
And according to the email, Brandi has kicked all of her "bad" habits (drugs, booze) and "made the choice to convert to Judaism."
In a scientific poll where we interviewed all three of us Entities (margin of error 0%), we decided that Jewish girls are particularly hot, so this conversion to Judaism, if true, qualifies as the sexiest conversion of the year.
We’d post the entire email but that’s not cool, plus we have no way of confirming if it’s real or not. However, we’ll note that if the email is a fraud, someone has way to much fucking time on their hands, because it’s a few pages long.
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