BREAKING: John McCain Picks T.J. Cookier as VP Running Mate

Johnmccaintjcookierbw_2 Earlier today, broke that John McCain would leak his VP running mate at 6pm EST. And on cue, he has.

To the shock of many (except us Entities), John McCain has tabbed T.J. Cookier as his VP pick.

McCain and Cookier go waaaaaaaaaaay back and will form the most "senior" ticket in U.S. American presidential election history.

Both also love playing craps. The two promise to be the most craps playing ticket in U.S. American political history as well.

They both will likely drink lots of warm milk at night too.



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