Breaking News: Card Player Announces No More 7CS Events for Heterosexuals

According to Card Player, yesterday’s “star-studded” (their words) Seven Card Stud event will be the last Seven Card Stud tourney for heterosexuals at this year’s WSOP. Said Card Player:

“Only fifteen of the 183 entrants returned at 4 p.m. to finish out the second and final straight seven-stud event at this year’s WSOP.”

So if you’re a homosexual who can play a mean game of 7CS, put on your favorite ascot right now and head on down to the Rio!


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