BREAKING NEWS: College Students Play Online Poker

Jean_shortsIn a story that would’ve been dated three years ago, the Gainesville Sun is reporting that college students play online poker for money.

University of Florida campus correspondent Ashley Furrow reports (while wearing jean shorts) that popular sites among a typical UF college student (typical UF college student at right) include Party Poker and Titan Poker. We did a quick double-check on the date of this story to really make sure that it was published today, as there was also no mention of a little thing called the UIGEA, and yeah, it was from today.

In other news, University of Florida students all have mullets and herpes.*

* Not all UF students have mullets.

 

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