Bryan Micon Might Be a Sucker

Micon_pimpinGiving hope to Nigerian e-mail scammers everywhere and proof that the well of potential suckers has yet to run dry, NeverwinPoker‘s resident degenerate Bryan Micon (at right) reportedly got rolled $12,000 by some obvious grifter named “Justin Smith” that he met at the Red Rock Casino this past August.

To sum it up, Micon believed the guy was a big time “baller”, “the main heir of the Chase bank fortune” worth $1.6 billion and friends with some O-Town singer and other F-list celebs, so he gave him $5k after Smith claimed he’d pay Micon back $20k within 24 hours.

A day later, Smith claimed the money was being wired and asked for another $7k, this time promising Micon that he’d reimburse him $100k within 24 hours. Micon forked over the $7k. The next day the money still wasn’t wired and the guy, doing what any grifter would do when someone keeps giving you money, asked for $10k and promised that he’d repay Micon $1 million in a few days. Micon finally got suspicious.

Fast forward and Micon has posted his account of what happened on the NWP forum complete with a photo of the alleged puffy face scammer, his cell number and links to an “incriminating” video and voicemail messages, including one in which the guy says something about calling his mommy on Micon. As you’d expect, the NWP forum’s been set ablaze, 2+2 has picked up on the mess, Micon admits he was dumb, says he needs the money back and is asking people to harass the fuck out of the guy, which one NWP’er decided to do so by posting a YouTube video claiming the guy’s a sexual predator wanted for questioning.

As always with Micon, regardless of where the truth lies, this shit is worth the read for entertainment purposes so get clickin’ above.

Also worth the read is the Ebola Monkey Man’s website, which chronicles how one guy hilariously pisses off a bunch of Nigerian 419 scammers.

 

3 Responses

  1. YCO

    September 24, 2007 7:27 pm, Reply

    Not sure who the bigger dipshit is….the guy who thought up this bullshit story, or the retard “press” (quotes intentional) who believe it.

  2. YCO

    September 24, 2007 7:27 pm, Reply

    Not sure who the bigger dipshit is….the guy who thought up this bullshit story, or the retard “press” (quotes intentional) who believe it.

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