Here’s an idea that couldn’t possibly go wrong: Bull Poker.
The concept is simple: set up a poker table in the middle of a rodeo ring with a few people playing and let a bull loose.
Opening up our trusty recipe book, we looked up a dish called "Disaster" and it read, "Set up a poker table in the middle of a rodeo. Add three our four people. Let a raging bull loose."
The results would be utterly horrifying if the people who agreed to this weren’t so stupid. Even the grandma gets torn up. Give it about 1 minute.
Rodeo Poker video here.
And in case the concept of what Bull Poker is still escapes your level of comprehension, watch this highly educational video.