Watch your back, WPA.
In a story that exists on our site for no other reason than to type the above headline, Captain Tom Franklin was elected Chairman of the Board for the World Poker Association, leaving him free to POB poker players anywhere, anytime.
Actually we don't think that's true, but we also have no idea what the responsibilities of this role are. And by "don't know" we mean "don't care." Probably on par with your average high school student council President.
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