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Erica Schoenberg

31 Responses

  1. viticus

    November 13, 2008 9:54 am, Reply

    “What do you mean Full Tilt wants to promote that Strip Poker DVD? Hell yeah I’m in! It still has my fack last name, right? Ok, good.”

  2. viticus

    November 13, 2008 9:56 am, Reply

    “What do you mean Full Tilt wants to promote that Strip Poker DVD? Hell yeah I’m in! It still has my fake last name on it, right? OK, good.”

  3. dug

    November 13, 2008 10:12 am, Reply

    “erica, this is jack bauer. there is a man sitting at your table named shawn “sheiky” sheikhan. he has a bomb strapped to his waste. A BOMB. erica, this is the first step in a massive plot by shawn’s sleeper cell to disrupt the WSOP. erica, you must create a diversion so i can come in and STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING. something involving you removing your shirt may work. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???!!! erica, we are RUNNING OUT OF TIME.”

  4. Aaron

    November 13, 2008 1:04 pm, Reply

    “Look David, I know I called that guy a no limit ass clown, but there is no way I could beat him in HU freeze out…I couldn’t afford to play a 10 SNG if you weren’t bankrolling me…”

  5. Adam

    November 13, 2008 4:56 pm, Reply

    I know we spent our life savings on the buy in to the Main Event, but don’t worry, I’ve got a ten thousand dollar tournament chip in my pocket. If I bust out, I’ll just go cash that and I’m even.

  6. Otis

    November 13, 2008 7:13 pm, Reply

    “It’s okay. You ate the cat. That’s only happened once before, baby. Remember, you can’t eat if you’re losing on Full Tilt with both hands. Just remember that, baby. I gotta go. Put Patches out on the porch just to be safe, k?”

  7. Lone Rhino

    November 14, 2008 2:10 pm, Reply

    Yes, I’m moving my hand towards it now. But I still say my pants are too tight to be able to reach it through my pocket. Um, don’t tell David, okay? I guess they were wrong about you, Daniel, you sexy sick beast.

  8. BrokebackPokerDonkfest

    November 15, 2008 1:50 pm, Reply

    Hey, Clonie, what’s up? You’re suing Full Tilt Poker?? Really? Well I just heard your real name’s “Cycalona.” Girl, forget about FTP, with a name like that you should be suing your parents.

  9. ChopsCousin

    November 17, 2008 4:38 pm, Reply

    “Listen, Chops, thanks for being persistent and all, but I don’t know….I mean….a ‘Friday night Farting Shot’ girl….it just sounds too weird for me…”

  10. Nick C.

    November 18, 2008 11:29 pm, Reply

    “Hey Clonie, it’s Erica. Here’s the deal. I get half of the proceeds from that lawsuit or those pictures go out on the internet.”

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