November 13, 2008 8:46 am, Reply
David is choking on some food again?
November 13, 2008 8:47 am, Reply
“Are you serious, you really want 4 double cheeseburgers??”
November 13, 2008 9:04 am, Reply
“One more time… a straight beats a flush? Or is it the other way around?”
November 13, 2008 9:20 am, Reply
“What do you mean your going back to her.. No you are mine.. You are mine forever!”
November 13, 2008 9:54 am, Reply
“What do you mean Full Tilt wants to promote that Strip Poker DVD? Hell yeah I’m in! It still has my fack last name, right? Ok, good.”
November 13, 2008 9:56 am, Reply
“What do you mean Full Tilt wants to promote that Strip Poker DVD? Hell yeah I’m in! It still has my fake last name on it, right? OK, good.”
November 13, 2008 10:12 am, Reply
“erica, this is jack bauer. there is a man sitting at your table named shawn “sheiky” sheikhan. he has a bomb strapped to his waste. A BOMB. erica, this is the first step in a massive plot by shawn’s sleeper cell to disrupt the WSOP. erica, you must create a diversion so i can come in and STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING. something involving you removing your shirt may work. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???!!! erica, we are RUNNING OUT OF TIME.”
November 13, 2008 10:48 am, Reply
“Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
November 13, 2008 10:57 am, Reply
You lost How much?????
November 13, 2008 12:13 pm, Reply
what do you mean you’re gay David?
November 13, 2008 12:48 pm, Reply
David, if you say, “That’s what she said” one more time….I swear I’m gonna go screw chops to get even.
November 13, 2008 1:00 pm, Reply
“Camel toe? Who is this and how did you know that? Are you somewhere in the room right now?”
November 13, 2008 1:04 pm, Reply
“Look David, I know I called that guy a no limit ass clown, but there is no way I could beat him in HU freeze out…I couldn’t afford to play a 10 SNG if you weren’t bankrolling me…”
November 13, 2008 2:07 pm, Reply
Ok, I’ll get a booob job
November 13, 2008 4:56 pm, Reply
I know we spent our life savings on the buy in to the Main Event, but don’t worry, I’ve got a ten thousand dollar tournament chip in my pocket. If I bust out, I’ll just go cash that and I’m even.
November 13, 2008 7:13 pm, Reply
“It’s okay. You ate the cat. That’s only happened once before, baby. Remember, you can’t eat if you’re losing on Full Tilt with both hands. Just remember that, baby. I gotta go. Put Patches out on the porch just to be safe, k?”
November 13, 2008 7:21 pm, Reply
Wait … what … it is after Labor Day?
November 14, 2008 6:41 am, Reply
Go Green! Go White!
November 14, 2008 7:17 am, Reply
“There’s a ginger? Where? At the table behind me? Ahhhh gross. Sick!”
November 14, 2008 10:52 am, Reply
Carmen? When do we we start filming “Carmen Electra Poker Strip Tease #2″? I just went busto again and David needs more food.
November 14, 2008 11:39 am, Reply
Hello Target? Yeah I am wearing your new summer line. What does pwn mean??? Hello??? THIS WASN’T PART OF THE DEAL!!!
November 14, 2008 2:10 pm, Reply
Yes, I’m moving my hand towards it now. But I still say my pants are too tight to be able to reach it through my pocket. Um, don’t tell David, okay? I guess they were wrong about you, Daniel, you sexy sick beast.
November 14, 2008 9:14 pm, Reply
“I am not pregnant are you?”
November 14, 2008 9:15 pm, Reply
November 15, 2008 1:50 pm, Reply
Hey, Clonie, what’s up? You’re suing Full Tilt Poker?? Really? Well I just heard your real name’s “Cycalona.” Girl, forget about FTP, with a name like that you should be suing your parents.
November 15, 2008 6:28 pm, Reply
whadda you mean the coke was stolen?
November 15, 2008 11:53 pm, Reply
Mr B. I have seven-deuce and a man went all-in. what do i do?
November 16, 2008 3:24 am, Reply
“Hi David, I told you not to call me at work! Has that boy Krantz been picking on you again? I’ll kick his scrawny ass.”
November 17, 2008 4:38 pm, Reply
“Listen, Chops, thanks for being persistent and all, but I don’t know….I mean….a ‘Friday night Farting Shot’ girl….it just sounds too weird for me…”
November 18, 2008 11:29 pm, Reply
“Hey Clonie, it’s Erica. Here’s the deal. I get half of the proceeds from that lawsuit or those pictures go out on the internet.”
November 22, 2008 11:43 am, Reply
So… How many buy-in’s do I get if I sleep with you and another woman?
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