“i tell everyone my favorite hand my is cowboys. what i don’t tell them is i’m that i’m not talking about poker. i’m talking about an actual cowboy’s hands. on my penis. hoyt. a-hem.”
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
“Hoyt, I once rode a bull for 8 seconds. And by “bull” I mean a man. And by “8 seconds” I mean all night long. So what I’m saying Hoyt is I once barebacked another man for an entire evening. Does this make me gay? I don’t know. The lines are so blurred these days. But what I do know is this: if you come up to my room I will bareback you all night long. Does this make us gay? I don’t know. The lines are so blurred these days.”
March 3, 2008 2:38 pm,
“I can’t quit you, Kenna”
March 3, 2008 2:56 pm,
You sure this hat doesn’t make my face look fat?
March 3, 2008 3:20 pm,
WHY CAN’T I QUIT YOU?
March 3, 2008 3:31 pm,
“You should come fishing with me in Montana sometime.”
March 3, 2008 4:11 pm,
“Hoyt, if hat size is any indication, your wife is a lesbian.”
March 3, 2008 4:50 pm,
I wish I knew how to fold you…
March 3, 2008 5:05 pm,
“i tell everyone my favorite hand my is cowboys. what i don’t tell them is i’m that i’m not talking about poker. i’m talking about an actual cowboy’s hands. on my penis. hoyt. a-hem.”
March 3, 2008 5:21 pm,
This IS a freeroll, right?
March 3, 2008 5:24 pm,
Brokeback was just the name of the mountain, he didn’t actually hurt his back.
March 3, 2008 6:06 pm,
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
March 4, 2008 5:12 am,
“You can see by my outfit that I am a cowboy. I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy too.”
Streets of Laredo
March 4, 2008 6:49 am,
I am here to audition for the musical version of Brokeback Mountain. Are you?
March 4, 2008 8:32 am,
Brokeback Mountain?… No bareback mounting.
March 4, 2008 12:13 pm,
My wife has been meaning to ask you about being Corkin’d.
March 4, 2008 3:12 pm,
“Hoyt, I once rode a bull for 8 seconds. And by “bull” I mean a man. And by “8 seconds” I mean all night long. So what I’m saying Hoyt is I once barebacked another man for an entire evening. Does this make me gay? I don’t know. The lines are so blurred these days. But what I do know is this: if you come up to my room I will bareback you all night long. Does this make us gay? I don’t know. The lines are so blurred these days.”
March 6, 2008 10:54 am,
So, whadduya say?…..brokeback mountain2?
March 6, 2008 10:30 pm,
Playing H.O.R.S.E.???? I thought they said riding horse!
March 7, 2008 1:42 pm,
ALL IN… Hoyt, I’m getting really sick of this shit, you know that?!?!
March 10, 2008 12:26 pm,
You’re so right! Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis DOES taste like beef jerky.
March 10, 2008 3:35 pm,
“You had me at hello.”