28 Responses

  1. WhoJedi

    June 2, 2009 6:15 pm, Reply

    Have a problem of constantly staring at ladies breasts at the poker table? There’s an app for that…

  2. Jerry Buss

    June 2, 2009 6:18 pm, Reply

    *Thinks to himself* “Hmmm, this boner won’t go away. I hope she doesn’t raise my blind because I’m already raised.”

  3. AlCantHang

    June 2, 2009 6:25 pm, Reply

    Those @wickedchopspoker boys were right, but this guy doesn’t know it. Speed Stick IS cheap.

  4. angus

    June 2, 2009 8:44 pm, Reply

    Player informs Wicked Chops Poker of correct position to take when photographing Evevlyn Ng.

  5. michele lewis

    June 3, 2009 1:03 am, Reply

    No, I have a different one.

    “Great, WCP is asking to caption my pic. Ugh, so glad I wasn’t eating a banana. What is that guy looking at? Wait, where’s is my Bodog patch?”

  6. Ima nerd

    June 3, 2009 5:19 am, Reply

    this is the closest I’ve ever been to a woman. Everyone is right.they do smell good.mmmmm

  7. jimmyg

    November 10, 2009 7:41 am, Reply

    Ev: Oh a text from Lex.
    Lex: Sorry babe it’s just not working out.
    Ev: hmm where could I find another pale, creepy guy who walks around with an undeserving sense of accomplishment?

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