Caption This

by Wicked Chops Entity on June 2, 2009 TweetThis

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Evelyn Ng at 2009 WSOPNot quite this or this but some good possibilites here to make us laugh. Click “comments” to get started.

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WhoJedi June 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Have a problem of constantly staring at ladies breasts at the poker table? There’s an app for that…

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Jerry Buss June 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm

*Thinks to himself* “Hmmm, this boner won’t go away. I hope she doesn’t raise my blind because I’m already raised.”

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Phantomgm June 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm

So that’s what they look like! My life is now complete!

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Biz June 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Wow. Nice tweets.

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AlCantHang June 2, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Those @wickedchopspoker boys were right, but this guy doesn’t know it. Speed Stick IS cheap.

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Brian June 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Nice Stack

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Pokerbabe June 2, 2009 at 6:41 pm

that Lex’s is one lucky dude!

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John June 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Damn, I knew I should have splashed on some Hai Karate this morning.

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The Amateur June 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm

I really want that f..in Ipod

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Otis June 2, 2009 at 6:46 pm

I wonder if anyone has ever asked her if she has any Alaskan in her?

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::justin:: June 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm

ZOMG, i can almost see Lex’s phone number… just 2 more inches. come on bitch, one time!

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::justin:: June 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm

i win thread. LDO.
wat do i win?

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Brian G. June 2, 2009 at 7:08 pm

“I see those things on Grand Theft Auto all the time. Only hers are smaller.”

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Lee June 2, 2009 at 7:23 pm

“You can listen to all the Enya you want. I’m still gonna smell you.”

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Newby June 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm

“A Canadian girl that does NOT have Nickelback on her Ipod? It’s just like highschool.”

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Viticus June 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm

“So much better than those slutty Full Tilt avatars.”

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::justin:: June 2, 2009 at 7:53 pm

nah, newby win life IMO
wp sir, wp

ship him a shirt imo

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drdoctor June 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm

I don’t know what Daniel saw in her, I’m so much better for him…

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cherriebomb June 2, 2009 at 8:28 pm

Lex, this guy next to me is such a perv. keeps trying to look down my shirt.

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angus June 2, 2009 at 8:44 pm

Player informs Wicked Chops Poker of correct position to take when photographing Evevlyn Ng.

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NailinPailin June 2, 2009 at 8:52 pm

If she has World of Warcraft on there I’m going to pop a boner

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dan michalski June 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Yeah, she definitely could have a little Inuit in her …

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michele lewis June 3, 2009 at 12:54 am

Damn! David and Justin won’t make Guitar Hero tonight, I guess I could call Jeff.

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michele lewis June 3, 2009 at 1:03 am

No, I have a different one.

“Great, WCP is asking to caption my pic. Ugh, so glad I wasn’t eating a banana. What is that guy looking at? Wait, where’s is my Bodog patch?”

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Ima nerd June 3, 2009 at 5:19 am

this is the closest I’ve ever been to a woman. Everyone is right.they do smell good.mmmmm

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Johnny Hughes June 3, 2009 at 5:47 am

Its is perfectly normal to look at a babe’s tits and try to knock off her hole cards, but her cell? That’s unethical.

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Drizztdj June 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Self-nude pictures? Yeah, I got those too, wanna see?

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jimmyg November 10, 2009 at 7:41 am

Ev: Oh a text from Lex.
Lex: Sorry babe it’s just not working out.
Ev: hmm where could I find another pale, creepy guy who walks around with an undeserving sense of accomplishment?

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