70 Responses

  1. Otis

    June 15, 2009 9:37 am, Reply

    “It’s called Veganism. I don’t know if you’d be interested. Here’s my contact information. We have a group that meats…I mean, meets twice a week.”

  2. Juan B

    June 15, 2009 10:29 am, Reply

    To anyone reading this Tweet:

    Please notify Jack Effel or someone in security that the guy on my right just smeared bearnaise sauce on my pant leg. HELP!!!

  3. DJ Sly Bri

    June 15, 2009 10:42 am, Reply

    Man. I could display five times as many product placements on me than this sucka.

    We have a winner.

  4. The Main Event

    June 15, 2009 11:01 am, Reply

    Just keep looking at your phone. Do not look up. If you don’t make eye contact he will go away. Just stay calm, Daniel. Please don’t eat me. Please don’t eat me.

  5. Lee

    June 15, 2009 11:24 am, Reply

    “…and then in 1984 I went to the Hardees off I-90. Now I know what they’re gonna tell ya. That’s better than the one in Ann Arbor. But the fact of the matter is they don’t offer you an extra-large shake. I like to put Sour Patch Kids in my shake. I call it a Sour Shake. You can use that if you want. Is it hot in here?”

  6. Johnny

    June 15, 2009 12:08 pm, Reply

    Biggie Smalls-stack wasn’t impressed with the fact that Negeanu was beating him in the majority of pots while simultaneously streaming Asian porn on his Blackberry.

  7. Gary

    June 15, 2009 12:41 pm, Reply

    And what exactly are you gonna do if I do decide to crap in your little private toilet? It ain’t gonna be a soy poop either. This one is beefy.

  8. fat guy

    June 15, 2009 12:52 pm, Reply

    you know i am foowwing you on twitter, right. so i will know if you twitter about the “fat guy” sitting next to me. don’t make me have to sit on you.

  9. fat guy

    June 15, 2009 1:00 pm, Reply

    Daniel
    yeah i raised your blind. so what.
    what are you gonna do about it. EAT ME?

    The Big Dude
    I woulda called you daniel. but i only had pocket hamburgers, i mean pocket fives.
    if i had pocket cheesburgers, i mean pocket aces. i woulda snap called.

    damn i’m hungry . when is dinner break?

  10. Jordan from HighOnPoker

    June 15, 2009 2:18 pm, Reply

    Did he say “raisin”? I could’ve sworn he said “raisin.” That means he’s committed to feeding me raisins. Where are my raisins. Hey, get offa dat phone and give me my raisins. Someone get the floor. FLOOR! FLOOOOOR!

  11. curt

    June 15, 2009 2:49 pm, Reply

    Daniel, you really should come to Texas and have that 99oz Ribeye With me !! gotta try some STEAK !!!!!!!

  12. Bruce

    June 15, 2009 3:55 pm, Reply

    Hey Mox you skinny ass bitch…let’s ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

    (Sorry the guy is a dead ringer for Billy Bob from Varsity Blues)

  13. Viticus

    June 15, 2009 4:59 pm, Reply

    That was the second time this series that someone has licked my ear then told me that I was on “their list.”

  14. Jim

    June 15, 2009 7:25 pm, Reply

    Negreanu’s text reads:

    E-dog, have you ever had the feeling that someone would eat you bones and all if they could?

  15. Jay J

    June 15, 2009 7:45 pm, Reply

    King Koopa and Kid Poker discuss the great new phone apps now available to the poker community and competitive eaters around the world.

  16. Poker Shrink

    June 15, 2009 8:41 pm, Reply

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  17. Todd "Steak" Jones

    June 15, 2009 9:57 pm, Reply

    I will literally eat that phone if you don’t look at me RIGHT NOW Daniel! Seriously.

  18. AndyInMinnesota

    June 15, 2009 11:06 pm, Reply

    [Daniel texting E-Dog]

    “I’ll give you 2-1 that this dude “doubles me up” in the weight category.”

  19. AndyInMinnesota

    June 15, 2009 11:08 pm, Reply

    [Daniel texting Wildlife Services]

    “Willie is Free no more. Table 21. Bring the tranq gun.”

  20. MrMean

    June 16, 2009 12:44 am, Reply

    Hey Ese, if I buy the middle seat too, will you fly back to LA with me? The 8 year old girl I flew here with wouldn’t hold my EZ-travel colostomy bag, plus I think she had like 30 pounds on you…

  21. alex

    June 16, 2009 1:34 pm, Reply

    Enough with the veggie meals already!
    Have Patty cook up some bbq ribs and chicken too – damn it!

  22. dave

    June 16, 2009 4:00 pm, Reply

    So, we put your height in…. and then your weight……and then we see your BMI….trust me… I think you’ll be in the healthy range.

  23. Brad

    June 29, 2009 9:30 pm, Reply

    You go ahead and consult POKER VT DAAAAAAANIELLL!!!!, but I guarantee ya……You make that call and your goin’ down like a fag on a boner!

  24. Johnny

    July 6, 2010 2:17 pm, Reply

    Sorry Dude, I can’t find the panoramic option either. Will you settle for just a pic of me?

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