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Daniel Negreanu at the 2009 WSOPHave at it.

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Terry Kraemer June 15, 2009 at 9:35 am

get in my belly!!!

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wen June 15, 2009 at 9:36 am

Hmmmmmmm……..I wonder if he would taste better with BBQ sauce or just roasted in garlic.

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Otis June 15, 2009 at 9:37 am

“It’s called Veganism. I don’t know if you’d be interested. Here’s my contact information. We have a group that meats…I mean, meets twice a week.”

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susieg June 15, 2009 at 9:45 am

“don”t be tweeting about me, donkey!”

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Tony P June 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

“I’m goon-a eatcha!”

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Father Edwardo June 15, 2009 at 9:50 am

Jonah about to be swallowed by the WHALE!!!

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dj June 15, 2009 at 9:58 am

YUMMY!!!!!!!

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Zithal June 15, 2009 at 10:12 am

Man. I could display five times as many product placements on me than this sucka.

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Jakuta June 15, 2009 at 10:14 am

I’ll bet I could eat Daniel Negraneau before he finishes that tweet.

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Nullstring June 15, 2009 at 10:14 am

#fatass

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Wicked Chops Entity June 15, 2009 at 10:18 am

Otis with yet another solid contribution…keep it coming everyone…

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Juan B June 15, 2009 at 10:24 am

I could finish him off in 3 bites.

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Jay Pod June 15, 2009 at 10:24 am

Keep watchin’ fatboy. cuz this is where I’m gonna get all yer chips!!!

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E Love June 15, 2009 at 10:27 am

that’s Ok dude, I don’t really want to see any pictures of your dog…

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Juan B June 15, 2009 at 10:29 am

To anyone reading this Tweet:

Please notify Jack Effel or someone in security that the guy on my right just smeared bearnaise sauce on my pant leg. HELP!!!

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Charles Rogers June 15, 2009 at 10:35 am

Your vegan too!

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Charles Rogers June 15, 2009 at 10:41 am

Hey Daniel! Does that PokerStars shirt come in size: BIG AS FUCK?

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DJ Sly Bri June 15, 2009 at 10:42 am

Man. I could display five times as many product placements on me than this sucka.

We have a winner.

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Brent Burns June 15, 2009 at 11:00 am

Daniel Negreanu and his playing competitor discuss the latest trends in vegan cuisine

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The Main Event June 15, 2009 at 11:01 am

Just keep looking at your phone. Do not look up. If you don’t make eye contact he will go away. Just stay calm, Daniel. Please don’t eat me. Please don’t eat me.

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AlCantHang June 15, 2009 at 11:12 am

Dear Tweeters, I think I picked the wrong day to experiment with chocolate éclair cologne.

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Lee June 15, 2009 at 11:24 am

“…and then in 1984 I went to the Hardees off I-90. Now I know what they’re gonna tell ya. That’s better than the one in Ann Arbor. But the fact of the matter is they don’t offer you an extra-large shake. I like to put Sour Patch Kids in my shake. I call it a Sour Shake. You can use that if you want. Is it hot in here?”

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robabs June 15, 2009 at 11:54 am

Let me look. I should have Thomas “Thunder” Keller’s number in here somewhere.

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Dan June 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I eat guys like you for lunch.

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Dan June 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Did you win those chips or are you sitting on Mike the Mouth?

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Johnny June 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Biggie Smalls-stack wasn’t impressed with the fact that Negeanu was beating him in the majority of pots while simultaneously streaming Asian porn on his Blackberry.

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Jim Piechowicz Jr June 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

I poop bigger than you!

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Gary June 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

And what exactly are you gonna do if I do decide to crap in your little private toilet? It ain’t gonna be a soy poop either. This one is beefy.

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Champ June 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm

OM NOM NOM!

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fat guy June 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm

you know i am foowwing you on twitter, right. so i will know if you twitter about the “fat guy” sitting next to me. don’t make me have to sit on you.

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fat guy June 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Daniel
yeah i raised your blind. so what.
what are you gonna do about it. EAT ME?

The Big Dude
I woulda called you daniel. but i only had pocket hamburgers, i mean pocket fives.
if i had pocket cheesburgers, i mean pocket aces. i woulda snap called.

damn i’m hungry . when is dinner break?

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lazylaptop June 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm

“Eats of vegetarian ”
vs.
“Eats of Vegetarians”

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Jordan from HighOnPoker June 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Did he say “raisin”? I could’ve sworn he said “raisin.” That means he’s committed to feeding me raisins. Where are my raisins. Hey, get offa dat phone and give me my raisins. Someone get the floor. FLOOR! FLOOOOOR!

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curt June 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Daniel, you really should come to Texas and have that 99oz Ribeye With me !! gotta try some STEAK !!!!!!!

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Bruce June 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Hey Mox you skinny ass bitch…let’s ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

(Sorry the guy is a dead ringer for Billy Bob from Varsity Blues)

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skimba June 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

man, ahhm gonna bust your fuckin head open if you dont put that shit away at the table

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Viticus June 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm

That was the second time this series that someone has licked my ear then told me that I was on “their list.”

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Kajagugu June 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Hey KidPoker, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?

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steve June 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm

As Daniel calls 911, we hear, “Mongo hungry. Mongo will eat your face…”

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Jim June 15, 2009 at 7:25 pm

Negreanu’s text reads:

E-dog, have you ever had the feeling that someone would eat you bones and all if they could?

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Otto June 15, 2009 at 7:44 pm

What is kind of read is Daniel getting from the “big boy”?

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Jay J June 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm

King Koopa and Kid Poker discuss the great new phone apps now available to the poker community and competitive eaters around the world.

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Poker Shrink June 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

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Todd "Steak" Jones June 15, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Better have my donuts!

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Todd "Steak" Jones June 15, 2009 at 9:57 pm

I will literally eat that phone if you don’t look at me RIGHT NOW Daniel! Seriously.

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Karridy June 15, 2009 at 10:20 pm

First time I’ve actually seen a pic of a guy multi-tabling.

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Drizztdj June 15, 2009 at 10:37 pm

Daniel, could I interest you on the Herbalife diet?

25% off if you stake me for the $1,500 donkament this weekend.

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AndyInMinnesota June 15, 2009 at 11:06 pm

[Daniel texting E-Dog]

“I’ll give you 2-1 that this dude “doubles me up” in the weight category.”

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AndyInMinnesota June 15, 2009 at 11:08 pm

[Daniel texting Wildlife Services]

“Willie is Free no more. Table 21. Bring the tranq gun.”

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AndyInMinnesota June 15, 2009 at 11:09 pm

[Daniel to Large Man]

“No, sir, VT does NOT stand for Very Tasty.”

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