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Daniel Negreanu and Barry Greenstein at the 2009 WSOP

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Nick June 25, 2009 at 6:16 pm

LOOK! ASIAN GIRLS!

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jj corrado June 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm

look daniel… jeffrey won ANOTHER bracelet. that would suck if you had a bet against him….. oh wait you do

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Johnny June 25, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Dealer: “Guys, I know Mt. Fuji is on the rail, but hands ABOVE the table please.”

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Phil June 25, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Damn Daniel, Vegan farts are nasty!

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Bill English June 25, 2009 at 7:04 pm

“Yeah… I’d hit that.”

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EDub June 25, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Barry rubs one out while imagining a life not spent sitting at poker tables.

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EDub June 25, 2009 at 7:19 pm

What? My turn? I… um… wait for it… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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CPW June 25, 2009 at 7:20 pm

“Wait what? What do you mean ‘they’re not serving Asian at the table’ anymore?”

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keith shmeith June 25, 2009 at 7:46 pm

*shwiiing*

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Joe June 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Are those? Is it….chimichanga night at the buffet??

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JJ June 25, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Anyone up for some Chinese?

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Otto June 25, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Is that the Wicked Poker Chops Poker “THO” girl??

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dug June 25, 2009 at 8:09 pm

“is that gene hackman?” “no, i’m pretty sure that’s john lithgow.” “no, that’s definitely hackman.” “lithgow.” “hackman.” “…hackman.”

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Wat June 25, 2009 at 8:35 pm

“Wow, Maria Ho is a what…?”

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Brian Heptinstall June 25, 2009 at 8:42 pm

They’re not staring at anyone. If you only knew that Eskimo Clarke is standing to their left and asking for a slice of pizza …and $10k.

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Biscuits June 25, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Poo-poo for two?

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Bill June 25, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Barry- “Is that Phil Ivey talking to an Asian woman?”
Daniel- ” Damn, one more thing Phil is going to be better than us at!”

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Brian G. June 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm

“Danny, I saw that hot piece of Asian ass first.”

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bAbel. June 25, 2009 at 10:22 pm

Forget the POY bet, let’s foot race.

bAbel.

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Dan June 25, 2009 at 10:52 pm

Barry, “So how about it Daniel…last longer bet…winner gets the back door on the Mt. Fuji threesome?”

Daniel, “hmmmmmmm……”

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H June 25, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Daniel: “200k for the first to bang that Asian!”
Barry: “Meh, I already have 2 waiting in the room.”

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Brian Heptinstall June 26, 2009 at 12:20 am

It was their reaction to the death of MJ.
“Who’s the dead white woman?”
“Who cares! Look at that ass!”

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Kenneth June 26, 2009 at 1:29 am

Barry: “That’s enough boys… I know we’re busto and need all the free tourney entries we can get… but I am hideous in Daniel’s track jacket and I want my lucky green polo shirt back.”

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Kajagugu June 26, 2009 at 3:55 am

Hey Daniel, is that a stack of yellow chips or are you just happy to see me?

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Kajagugu June 26, 2009 at 3:56 am

This last longer is a bitch! I wish I had one of Gary Platt’s X-Tended Play Seats.

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Nathan Jardine June 26, 2009 at 6:34 am

Daniel “Hey Check out that hot asian chick. You think she is of age”
Barry “Does it matter?”

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Viticus June 26, 2009 at 8:41 am

Daniel and Barry stare into one of the many big screens located in the Amazon room. What was on you ask? Nothing other than the latest episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. Later, the two could be heard laying odds on whether Jon is f*cking the younger woman.

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Jordan from HighOnPoker June 26, 2009 at 9:21 am

Play grinded to a halt as the gymnastics convention let out and team China crossed the casino floor.

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John T. June 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Daniel: Hey Bear, is that an asian chick or a guy?
Barry: Who knows…can’t tell from this distance.

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Johnny June 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Barry: “So D, you wanna make a last longer bet?”

Daniel: “What, like in the Main Event?”

Barry: “No no. Who can last longer, under this table, while staring at that Asian’s pancake ass.”

Daniel: “You’re on, old man.”

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DicePanda June 26, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Barry: “Ah, cute Asian women on the rail.”

Daniel: “Yeah. It’s just like high school.”

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drunk guy June 26, 2009 at 12:53 pm

BG: Did you see the girl on Wicked Chops in the orange…..
DN: yeah, yeah i saw her

Uncomfortable silence

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cougar June 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Daniel: WTF is Joe Sebok wearing?
Barry: WTF did Joe Sebok lose?

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Brian June 28, 2009 at 7:39 am

Just shoot me

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Brad June 29, 2009 at 9:40 pm

B46…B46………….O74…O74………G51…..G51….BUNKO!!!

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Brad June 29, 2009 at 9:42 pm

Rub and tugs! Get your hot asian rub and tugs!

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Brad June 29, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Attention…attention! The WSOP will be held in the Shriners Veterans Hall at the corner of Elm and Filmore beginning 2010!

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Brad June 29, 2009 at 9:46 pm

Hey Daniel…is that Kuang from the rub-n-tug? No! Not that one on Flamingo…the one by your house with the table shower and the fresh sponges and the herbal butt scrub. The nice place.

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Brad June 29, 2009 at 9:48 pm

And the bracelet goes to……….Phil Helmuth!

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