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LOOK! ASIAN GIRLS!
look daniel… jeffrey won ANOTHER bracelet. that would suck if you had a bet against him….. oh wait you do
Dealer: “Guys, I know Mt. Fuji is on the rail, but hands ABOVE the table please.”
Damn Daniel, Vegan farts are nasty!
“Yeah… I’d hit that.”
Barry rubs one out while imagining a life not spent sitting at poker tables.
What? My turn? I… um… wait for it… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
“Wait what? What do you mean ‘they’re not serving Asian at the table’ anymore?”
*shwiiing*
Are those? Is it….chimichanga night at the buffet??
Anyone up for some Chinese?
Is that the Wicked Poker Chops Poker “THO” girl??
“is that gene hackman?” “no, i’m pretty sure that’s john lithgow.” “no, that’s definitely hackman.” “lithgow.” “hackman.” “…hackman.”
“Wow, Maria Ho is a what…?”
They’re not staring at anyone. If you only knew that Eskimo Clarke is standing to their left and asking for a slice of pizza …and $10k.
Poo-poo for two?
Barry- “Is that Phil Ivey talking to an Asian woman?”
Daniel- ” Damn, one more thing Phil is going to be better than us at!”
“Danny, I saw that hot piece of Asian ass first.”
Forget the POY bet, let’s foot race.
bAbel.
Barry, “So how about it Daniel…last longer bet…winner gets the back door on the Mt. Fuji threesome?”
Daniel, “hmmmmmmm……”
Daniel: “200k for the first to bang that Asian!”
Barry: “Meh, I already have 2 waiting in the room.”
It was their reaction to the death of MJ.
“Who’s the dead white woman?”
“Who cares! Look at that ass!”
Barry: “That’s enough boys… I know we’re busto and need all the free tourney entries we can get… but I am hideous in Daniel’s track jacket and I want my lucky green polo shirt back.”
Hey Daniel, is that a stack of yellow chips or are you just happy to see me?
This last longer is a bitch! I wish I had one of Gary Platt’s X-Tended Play Seats.
Daniel “Hey Check out that hot asian chick. You think she is of age”
Barry “Does it matter?”
Daniel and Barry stare into one of the many big screens located in the Amazon room. What was on you ask? Nothing other than the latest episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8. Later, the two could be heard laying odds on whether Jon is f*cking the younger woman.
Play grinded to a halt as the gymnastics convention let out and team China crossed the casino floor.
Daniel: Hey Bear, is that an asian chick or a guy?
Barry: Who knows…can’t tell from this distance.
Barry: “So D, you wanna make a last longer bet?”
Daniel: “What, like in the Main Event?”
Barry: “No no. Who can last longer, under this table, while staring at that Asian’s pancake ass.”
Daniel: “You’re on, old man.”
Barry: “Ah, cute Asian women on the rail.”
Daniel: “Yeah. It’s just like high school.”
BG: Did you see the girl on Wicked Chops in the orange…..
DN: yeah, yeah i saw her
Uncomfortable silence
Daniel: WTF is Joe Sebok wearing?
Barry: WTF did Joe Sebok lose?
Just shoot me
B46…B46………….O74…O74………G51…..G51….BUNKO!!!
Rub and tugs! Get your hot asian rub and tugs!
Attention…attention! The WSOP will be held in the Shriners Veterans Hall at the corner of Elm and Filmore beginning 2010!
Hey Daniel…is that Kuang from the rub-n-tug? No! Not that one on Flamingo…the one by your house with the table shower and the fresh sponges and the herbal butt scrub. The nice place.
And the bracelet goes to……….Phil Helmuth!