Given that 90% of you readers have a penis, and on occasion you enjoy seeing hot girls wearing bikinis, and even the 10% of our readers who lack penises don’t mind seeing hot girls in bikinis (otherwise, why are you still coming back here?), we figured you’d probably like the above video.

Also:
- Is it just us, or are the RFGs getting more exotic looking?
- A blonde RFG just wouldn’t seem right at this stage.
- Isaac is still not the father.
- Falcon Henne.
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Pretty sure Cee-Lo wrote a song about you, Bianca.

Not sure what took us so long getting around to this…

As everyone is aware by now, 2010 WSOP Main Event champ Jonathan Duhamel was recently robbed in his home. Among those arrested for the robbery was his ex-girlfriend, Bianca Rojas-Latraverse.

Bianca, 20, was alleged to have tipped off the actual robbers as to the whereabouts of a safe in Duhamel’s home. Stolen items include around $160,000 in cash money, a rolex watch, and in a particularly low-blow, Duhamel’s WSOP bracelet.

Now, if there’s one thing we can’t stand, it’s terrorists. Seriously fuck you guys.

If there’s another thing we can’t stand, it’s French Canadians (but we still love the French French if the Tilt-Tapie deal goes through).

And if there’s another nother thing we can’t stand, it’s people who believe in a 9/11 conspiracy. Complicating matters on this one is we sorta like that little Ron Paul guy, and a lot of Ron Paul supporters seem to believe in a 9/11 conspiracy. Frickin conundrums.

Now if there’s even another thing we can’t stand more than Al Qaeda, French Canadians, or 9/11 Truthers, it’s people who try to steal our brand. Or bran muffins. We’re no spring chickens anymore, for cripes sake.

What was this post about again? Celery? Oh yeah, among the things we really can’t stand are ex-girlfriends who allegedly try to our WSOP bracelet, especially if we had a WSOP bracelet.

Problem here is Bianca Rojas-Latraverse is kinda hot, and if society has taught us anything, it’s that good looks matter more than almost anything. It’s kind of like that Ron Paul/Truther conundrum. On that note, we can’t stand conundrums.

Awesomely, Bianca wants to pursue a career in law. Hopefully she’s a fast learner so she can represent herself in an appeals court after she’s sentenced.

At least Duhamael has handled this about as well as humanly possible.

Read more about Bianca and the case here.

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The Melanie Iglasias Christmas Flipbook has officially arrived.

The former WPT Royal Flush Girl brings some friends with her to decorate a Christmas tree in “hot Santa attire.”

Enjoy.

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Dee Dozier is the Friday Night Parting Shot.

Last week, Dee Dozier cashed 30th in the WPT Five Diamond World Poker Classic.

To celebrate, she did what any self-respected girl would do: she went back to LA and decided to make some sexy-time photos.

Dee manages to flip the switch from “cute” to “sexy” just like we can quickly transform from “sexy” to “incredibly even more sexy.” Truly impressive.

Anyway, those aforementioned sexy-time photos are now this week’s Parting Shot.

Surprisingly, in the storied history of Parting Shot girls, we’ve only had three poker players profiled: Dee, Lacey Jones (in a bikini) and Erica Lindgren (firing a machine gun). So good company there.

Enjoy.

Visit Dee’s website here. Follow her on Twitter here.

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Above: The first time our lenses caught The Girl Chainsaw Tweeted About

…it all started with a simple tweet.

Monday, July 11, 2011 by @AllenKessler:

@wickedchops girl on the rail alert table 70 white

So we headed over there. By the time we arrived, Allen “Chainsaw” Kessler was already eliminated, but we immediately figured out who he was talking about.

After we took the pics, we let Chainsaw know, to which he responded in typical Chainsaw-fashion:

@wickedchops did u get there in time she’s gone now. Hey, why aren’t u following me?

Perfect.

We put the pics up, and most immediately acknowledged she was the top girl we snapped all year.

Then fate intervened.

Turns out that the The Girl Chainsaw Tweeted About–our runaway winner of our Girl on the Rail of the Year Award– was the daughter of eventual November Niner Badih Bounahra. Her name is Amal. She railed her dad pretty much every day during his run. And she might’ve had her entire home country of Belize vote for her.

When we opened polls, it was a fairly even contest between her, Jean Shorts Girl, Tatty Tats, and Xuan Liu. Then, about two days before we closed polling, Amal surged, captured about every vote, and closed with a ridiculous 84% of the tally.

Xuan Liu came in second.

So congratulations to The Girl Chainsaw Tweeted About. She joins the exalted air of previous Girl on the Rail of the Year winners Ass Girl and Rachel Nordtømme. Unlike those two though, we expect to see her again next year.

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