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The Krupa Sisters Are The Friday Night Parting Shot Girls

by Wicked Chops Entity on January 31, 2009 TweetThis

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That's Marta Krupa in the red and Joanna Krupa in the pink, if names are important to you.

We never thought longtime WCP fave Joanna Krupa, aka the hottest girl to have ever played the WSOP, could getting any hotter. Thankfully she figured out a way, and that's posing with her equally hot sister Marta Krupa for RALPH magazine. Click away below and enjoy.


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Poker Links Made Better with Joanna Krupa All Wet and Topless in Maxim Germany

by Wicked Chops Entity on August 7, 2008 TweetThis

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The insanely sexy Joanna Krupa gets wet in the latest issue of Maxim Germany.

:: What’s more disgusting? The 2 Girls 1 Cup video or  a video of the UltimateBet pros watching the 2 Girls 1 Cup video? [link to forum post, link to video]

:: What’s more entertaining to watch? Video of paint drying or Evelyn Ng’s tour of her new condo. [link]

:: Cast your vote for who you think we’ll take down the 2008 WSOP Main Event in the WCP forum. Btw, the correct answer is Chino Rheem. [link]

:: Admo, a regular on that forum run by creepy old dudes, comes out swinging against former forum mod Cornell Fiji (aka Steven Ware, a ginger) over a $30k rolling by launching www.stevenwareisathief.com. [link]

:: Don’t hold your breath if you’re waiting for online poker to become legal in California. [link]

:: Daniel Negreanu on the rise of Ruskies in poker. [link]

:: WCP forum member DonkeyHerder’s knowledge of hot celebrity asses earns him a brand spanking new Wicked Chops t-shirt. Congrats! [link]

:: Some article about poker enriching your vocabulary. Whatever. [link]

:: London’s Poker in the Park sounds like a cool event. [link]

:: Evy Ng’s WSOP man bitch Garry Gates takes down Tao of Poker’s 5th Anniversary online poker tournament. [link]

:: Double dumb – some company duplicates the whole Duplicate Poker thing. [link]

:: FOWCP Owen is down in Uruguay covering the Third World Poker Tour for our friends over at PokerListings. [link]

Click away at the thumbnails below for Joanna Krupa Maxim pics. For the topless NSFW good stuff go here, here and here.



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One Week Until 2008 WSOP + We’re Off Memorial Day Weekend

by Wicked Chops Entity on May 23, 2008 TweetThis

in 2006 WSOP Reports, 2007 World Series of Poker, 2008 World Series of Poker, Dancing with the Stars, Doyle Brunson, Jamie Gold, Poker Tournaments, Shannon Elizabeth Dancing with the Stars, WSOP '05 Reports, joanna krupa, joe hachem, shannon elizabeth

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Barring some crazy breaking story, Wicked Chops Poker will be off Memorial Day Weekend. With the 2008 World Series of Poker just a week away (meaning six straight weeks of unrelenting poker coverage), and 2/3 of the Entities in Ireland right now, and 1/3 of the Entities staggering drunk for three-days, let’s be honest, not much is going to get done.

But to get in the mindset for the 2008 WSOP, here’s some recommended reading from WCP coverage of WSOP’s past.

2005 WSOP
Before going down on Dancing with the Stars’ Derek Hough, Dancing with the Stars’ Shannon Elizabeth went down in four-way action.
Wily Brit Barry Baskin
smelled like shit.
Whatever happened to
Johnny Rockets from Daytona? That guy seemed to have the total package.
Brad Garrett
was urinating and so dork had an Elmo head.
The
longest massage ever?
Some dude
got real creepy around Greg Raymer.
Tiffany Williamson
that bitch is crazy!

2006 WSOP
Where to even begin? How about some Card Player Like You Were There Moments (TM) here here here here here here and here.
Phil Hellmuth wins a then
record-tying 10th bracelet.
Clearly us at
our absolute most bedlam ensuing.
Some chick
played in a nun outfit which probably blew Gank’s mind.
The
Milwaukee’s Best Light girls need to make a comeback.
Somebody told us that Bill Gates
has a regular call girl he sees in France.
Our Sweats did OK in Day 1B.
Mean people applauded when
Doyle Brunson busted.
Our mutual
love-affair with Anna Benson began.
Joanna Krupa (above) officially became the
hottest girl to ever play the WSOP.
Some more
hot girls from the 2006 WSOP.
Vaughn Sandman (where ya been, bud?)
absolutely toys with "Salty" Joe Hachem.
We were the first to
introduce the world to Jamie Gold.
And we were the only ones to get
a pic with Jamie Gold and Crispin "Don’t Call Me Bruce" Leyser.

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The Wicked Chops Poker Awards – Part II

by Wicked Chops Entity on April 3, 2008 TweetThis

in Brandi Hawbaker, Bryan Micon, Dancing with the Stars, Daniel Negreanu, David Williams, Evelyn Ng, Phil Hellmuth, Shannon Elizabeth Dancing with the Stars, Wicked Chops Poker Awards, j.c. tran, joanna krupa, joe hachem, shannon elizabeth

Yesterday we introduced the first part of the possibly first annual Wicked Chops Poker Awards. As promised, today = Part II (which is so important we use Roman numerals instead of just the number "2").

Perfect_breastsBest Breasts in Poker: J.C. Tran. Listen, we have no idea where the "J.C. Tran has spectacular breasts…" thing came from. Couldn’t think of anything else to say about the guy and it randomly popped up and the rest is history. Having said that, look at J.C. Tran’s spectacular breasts (at right). Those are without one single doubt the best breasts in poker. Yes, Lacey Jones is the hottest girl in poker, but have you seen J.C.’s breasts? How can you even make an argument that someone has better breasts? You can’t. It’d be like arguing against Lionel Hutz. You’re winning that one every time, son.

Worst Name of a Potential Cellmate if You’re Sent to Prison: Hoyt Corkins. The thought of being "hoyt corkin’d" is utterly terrifying.

Best 2+2 Thread of All-Time: The Sklansky/Hawbaker Dramabomb. It was bound to happen. Rumors swirled about some kind of Sklansky/Hawbaker relationship at last year’s WSOP (watch the Brandi Hawbaker interview about it). Then it died down. Went away. Then in late February it just blew the f’ up (read the 2+2 thread here), culminating in 2+2 banning any known Brandi Hawbaker associates (and the NWP crew) and Sklansky "alluding" to throwing acid on Brandi’s face. This one had it all. In fact, we feel safe in saying that we may never see a poker forum thread involving a 60 year-old dude who keeps a vibrator in his glove compartment and hints at throwing acid on a hot girl’s face again. Probably.

Best Neverwin Poker Thread: Justin Smith Rolls Bryan Micon. The sheer creativity in this one wins out over the never-ending supply of messed up NWP threads. After Bryan "King of the Degenerates" Micon got rolled for about $12k by Justin Smith, he turned the fuck-you-machine on full-throttle. Micon wouldn’t rest until he got paid back. Be it recording countless phone conversation and putting them online, or releasing one digit of Justin Smith’s SSN every hour until he got paid back, this one was constant entertainment. Watch Micon’s RawVegas.tv interview on the pwning here.

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EPT Polish Open Underway, We’re Rooting for Woody Deck

by Wicked Chops Entity on March 11, 2008 TweetThis

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Joanna Krupa is Polish not at the EPT Polish Open poker tournamentFrom the land of hot girls on bikes and who wear men’s underwear to the birthplace of poker playing swimsuit model Joanna Krupa (at right, on some beach in Warsaw), the next stop of the European Poker Tour got underway today with the EPT Polish Open at the Casino Poland. Day1a action in the capital city saw 190 players take their seats on the first flight of the five-day tournament, which was won last year by Dane Peter Jepsen.

Among the notable names in attendance include two-time EPT Season 4 final table-ist Trond Eidsvig (Norway), British cash game specialist Marc Goodwin (England), EPT Barcelona winner Sander Lyloff, the Harry Potter of Poker Dario Minieri (Italy), Season 3 EPT Copenhagen winner Magnus Petersson (Sweden), Season 3 4 EPT Baden winner Julian Thew (England) and Katja Thater (German), a woman.

Also in the field, a guy named Woody Deck from Lithuania, who just may be the new Simon Mycock of European poker. We can only hope he rises to the occasion in the land of the Poles and sticks it out for a few days.

Poker TV presenter and Canadian defector to the UK Kara Scott, who stands about a foot taller than EPT Copenhagen winner Tim Vance (midget?), is also at the tables today as a player and not so much as the EPT hostess. Scott most recently won the Sports Stars Challenge III, which was as exciting as the name sounds.

Stay here for the best, most informative, “like you are actually there” EPT Polish Open updates around, and what we mean by that is occasional, somewhat brief, light on the details but heavy on the photos of hot Polska dziewczynas, if our Polska is correct.

Relatedly, some Joanna Krupa photo links below and after the jump, a clip from Poland Idol, which is like American Idol but with Polaks:

Joanna Krupa photos from the World Series of Poker
More Joanna Krupa photos at the World Series of Poker
Joanna Krupa goes naked for PETA
Joanna Krupa 2008 Calendar photos

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EPT Copenhagen is Done, Next Up EPT Warsaw, Birthplace of Joanna Krupa

by Wicked Chops Entity on February 24, 2008 TweetThis

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Joanna Krupa is a poker playerAfter a painfully mundane heads-up snooze fest at the EPT Copenhagen yesterday, US American Tim Vance finally walked away the victor in the land of hot Danish girls on bikes and who wear men’s underwear.

The 46-year-old Vance, who hails from the land of toasted ravioli and pork steak, is now 6,220,488 DKR richer, or $1.24 million US. Vance is the second US American to take home an EPT title this year, and the second consecutive EPT winner from North America.

Runner-up-ing was Soren Jensen from Arhus, Denmark, a city where the average girl is hotter than Jessica Simpson on her best day. No kidding. Jensen’s second place finish was likely a disappointment to the crowd at the Casino Copenhagen considering the home turf-ers had pretty much dominated the tournament from the first day.

The EPT heads next to Warsaw, Poland, the birthplace of Joanna Krupa (above), our favorite Polska dziewczyna.

Until then, some Joanna Krupa below:

Joanna Krupa photos from the World Series of Poker
More Joanna Krupa photos at the World Series of Poker
Joanna Krupa goes naked for PETA
Joanna Krupa 2008 Calendar photos

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