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Keeley Hazell

Well, Well, Well, Look Who’s At It Again…

by Wicked Chops Entity on September 4, 2008 TweetThis

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Keeley Hazell decides to try something new this time and do a photo shoot topless.

Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006-2007 (and 2008?), Keeley Hazell, has decided to shake things up a bit in her latest photo shoot and go topless.

And this is a good one. Somewhere on one of those off-ramps of the Information SuperhighwayTM, the spectacularly-breasted J.C. Tran is thinking to himself right now, "Daaag, I can’t compete with THAT."

One thing we find interesting with Hazell is that she disproves the old adage that women get less attractive with age. If anything, it seems like Keeley has gotten MORE attractive from the ages of 19 to 22. Truly amazing. What’s the secret?

See the whole NSFW Keeley Hazell topless spread here.

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Liz Lieu Has Thick (Soft, Sexy) Skin, Wants You To Be Nice

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 23, 2008 TweetThis

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Keeley Hazell in lingerie making a guest appearance on Liz Lieu's website

Look who showed up when we went to Liz Lieu’s website today.

One of our favorite poker playing hotties Liz Lieu has been blogging over at PokerListings lately, and in her post today, Lieu talks about the pros and cons of blogging, namely the kind of comments people leave.

Seems that she’s been getting some unpleasant ones lately. Explains Lieu:

“Playing poker, you have to have a pretty thick skin if you are going to survive, and I think I handle the pressures of the felt as good as anyone.

I’m not sure why it is, but personal attacks on this blog in the comments are different. I don’t mind anyone disagreeing with me, giving me a better idea, or debating me. It’s just the personal things that I think are inappropriate that I find quite annoying!”

Read the entire post here.

Anyway, we’re not sure why we’re sharing this with you except to say we’ve been having a blast with this Keeley Hazell RSS widget thing. The fun’s endless. Just look who appeared on our screen when we were over at Liz Lieu’s website a second ago. Not one but two Keeley Hazells. Really, you could make a whole day out of this Keeley Hazell widget. We are.

Okay, read Liz Lieu’s PokerListings blog here and tell her Wicked Chops Poker sent you. And be nice.

While you’re at it, click the Lacey Jones PokerListings banner on our site to read her blog. And for poker room reviews and bonuses go here.

Liz Lieu’s WCP Girl on Girl interview here.

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Keeley Hazell Behind the Scenes Video Makes for a Good Post

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 23, 2008 TweetThis

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Curious how The Sun made the whole Keeley Hazell RSS widget thingamajig or just want to see more of her prancing around in various states of half-naked-ness? Check out the behind-the-scenes video below.

Also, as your day begins to waste away at this point, check out Vikki Blows’ Hell for Leather video.

Don’t make us do all the hard work finding this stuff. Share your finds on the so-called “Internet” in the new WCP forum. If we use it on the site, we’ll give you the credit and maybe even send some free stuff your way like a new Wicked Chops tee or Skullcandy headphones and gear.

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Keeley Hazell RSS Widget . . . Greatest Invention Ever?

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 22, 2008 TweetThis

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Desktop Keeley coming out to play on our computer screen.

Proving once again that all advances in technology are designed primarily to serve our prurient interests, The Sun (the UK newspaper that gives us Page 3 girls) has just introduced a new RSS widget called Desktop Keeley that has everyone’s favorite 32E top-dropper appearing on your computer screen periodically to deliver the news while walking around in various states of half-naked-ness.

You can set the frequency of how often Keeley Hazell appears to deliver the latest feed or you can screw the news and just click “Come Out to Play” whenever you want. Over and over. And over. And over.

Take a guess at what we’ve been doing.

Here’s how The Sun bills Desktop Keeley:

“Dressed in a stunning range of lingerie, Keeley will be at your beck and call 24/7 and comes armed with all the information you need, whether it’s celeb’s drunken antics, the latest football transfer news or the Page 3 girl of the day.

You decide how often she appears and can choose from a wide range of topics with just a few clicks of your mouse.”

Give it a spin . . . download Desktop Keeley for free here.

Watch a video of Keeley on our desktop telling us to “get back to work” below. Screen grabs after the jump here.

Keeley Hazell looking her hottest ever here,

Our favorite poker playing Page 3 girl here.

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Kelley Hazell in Maxim France Will Please You

by Wicked Chops Entity on July 8, 2008 TweetThis

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Keeley Hazell in Maxim France

Hottest non-naked photo of Keeley Hazell ever?

As one of our readers bitched earlier today in a comment, “so much poker bs, so little Keeley Hazell.” And despite how much we loath people bitching to us, we have to agree.

Honestly, our searches for new Keeley Hazell photo spreads have been coming up dry lately and we’ve just been waiting for her to get off her perfectly fine ass and do a new photo shoot. And what do you know, we found a new one this morning. Yep, it’s our favorite top-dropper in the July issue of Maxim France and she’s looking hotter than ever. Check out one more semi-SFW shot of Keeley after the jump and the good stuff here (NSFW) and here (NSFW).

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Keeley Hazell Will Be A No Show in Our Hotel Room Tonight

by Wicked Chops Entity on June 3, 2008 TweetThis

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We mentioned earlier today that our favorite top-dropper Keeley Hazell was getting a tad prudish lately and wasn’t as prolific as she used to be in dropping the top for men’s magazines. And what do you know . . . seconds later we come across a brand spanking new topless photo spread of Keeley in the June issue of Nuts magazine.

It’s kind of like the time we reported there was nothing interesting happening in the poker world and then moments later the Fristian facists pulled a Pearl Harbor job by sneaking the UIGEA into the Port Security Bill.

Say one thing, and the exact opposite happens. So . . . we’re gonna try our luck with the headline above and hope for the best.

Click photos of Keeley Hazell below for their hi-res, much larger NSFW counterparts.

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