According to German newspaper Bild, a 21 year-old suspect in the EPT Berlin armed robbery turned himself in to authorities on Monday night. He did not snitch the whereabouts of the other three suspects or where the money is, because as everyone knows: you don’t ever fucking snitch.
While the name of the terrorist alleged perp that turned himself in wasn’t released, the names of the other three people so-called authorities are looking for were: Mustafa Ucarakus, JIHAD Chetwie and Ahmad El-Awayti (who according to Pokerati has now been arrested).
Jihad? Really? Kid isn’t effing around there. Pretty much assuring he’ll be on every no-fly list the rest of his life.
In related news, Jeff Madsen has already claimed that the robbery didn’t happen and it was all a Government conspiracy.
Phil Hellmuth would be among the mortal locks for inclusion in the TOC all-star balloting.
The World Series of Poker has been trying to perfect its Tournament of Champions event for years. Announced yesterday, its latest incarnation is a hybrid of a traditional TOC and an all-star game. Here are the basics:
27 players compete in a $1M freeroll (<–great they’re doing this, btw). The entire final table gets paid, and the winner banks $500,000.
5 automatic bids to previous TOC winners (Annie Duke, Mike Matusow, Mike Sexton) and previous year’s WSOP and WSOPE ME winners (Joe Cada, Barry Shulman).
20 spots filled out by fan voting. In order to qualify for fan voting, you must have won a bracelet (Sorry Gus, durrrr…)
Not a bad idea by the powers that be at the WSOP. First, it gives some money back to the players. Second, it gets some fan participation going. Third, it gives us another potentially high-profile WSOP TV event, which felt somewhat missing last year.
Interestingly, Russ Hamilton was left on the ballot. Russ, who hasn’t been seen in public since this ambush, was NOT invited tot he special WSOP ME winners-only event last year.
Vote for your top 20 at the wsop.com site here and let us know who you picked.
Until Megan Fox denies that she's isildur1, we'll keep posting pics.
When we were railing isildur1 yesterday, we noticed OMGClayAiken was sitting and waiting at a few tables. So we figured he’d eventually step up and take-on the Swedish phenom.
Too bad we didn’t stick around to watch. OMGClayAiken apparently put on a clinic, winning over $1.6M from isildur1.
In all, despite his huge wins over Cole South and Brian Hastings, isildur1 lost over $1.5M on Wednesday, which included a $900k drop to Tom ‘durrrr’ Dwan.
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