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Self-Promotion

Announcing the Wicked Chops Poker “Miss Kandy” Online Contest

by Wicked Chops Entity on 8.19.2011 in Self-Promotion | 1 comment

Being Miss Kandy is hard, hard work.

Here’s one for our hot women readers…or the hot wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc. of the rest of you.

Wicked Chops Poker is launching a Miss Kandy online contest with the winner receiving a spot in the Miss Kandy Tropic Beauty Model Search aboard the 2011 Kandy Kruise this September 16-19. The Grand Prize includes a complimentary Kandy Kruise package for two (Ocean View Double Stateroom – approximate value $2,500)*.

The Miss Kandy Tropic Beauty Model Search on the Kandy Kruise will feature 50 top models, including the winner of our online search, competing all weekend in a series of events to become Miss Kandy. $10,000 in cash and prizes is up for grabs in the model search and girls will have to show their modeling skills in a variety of areas including evening wear, swim wear, costumes, on-camera hosting and photo shoots. The Miss Kandy winner will qualify to be in the TropicBeauty World Finals, held in Las Vegas, NV, January, 2012. $80,000 in Cash, Prizes, Modeling Contracts & Opportunities will be awarded at the World Finals.

DETAILS FOR OUR ONLINE CONTEST:

We will select 3 finalists, and from there, voting will be held on our Facebook Page. Final selection will be made by us, but will be heavily influenced by your votes.

Here’s how to enter:

Submit 3 recent photos of yourself to wickedchopspoker[at]gmail.com between now and the end of Sunday, August 28, 2011. Please submit quality photos in jpeg format, preferably at least 500k in size. If you’d like to include a video as well, please upload to YouTube and share the link to it.
In your email, tell us why you think you will best represent Wicked Chops Poker in the Miss Kandy Tropic Beauty Model Search.
Include your age and hometown (must be a US citizen and at least 21 years old).

Submission of photographs and entry in the our contest constitutes consent to use the photographs on Wicked Chops Poker and our Facebook page. Winner will be selected on September 1, 2011.

The 2011 Kandy Kruise is a 3-day, full-ship charter of a luxury cruise liner featuring massive parties and open-air performances by Avicii, Paul Oakenfeld, EC Twins and others, along with fashion competitions, variety shows and poker tournaments throughout the entire cruise ship. Learn more here.

* Travel to and from LA, where the cruise sets sail, is not included.

Tagged as: featured, Kandy Kruise, Miss Kandy

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Kandy Kruise Girls Look Fun

by Wicked Chops Entity on 8.17.2011 in Self-Promotion | 1 comment

Two of the 1000 plus morally casual reasons you should book a spot on this year's Kandy Kruise right now.

The 2011 Kandy Kruise sets sail a month from now (Sept. 16-19), and if the girls you see above and below from past years’ cruises are any indication of what you can expect (and they are) on this year’s 3-day excursion of non-stop parties and poker, you’ll want you to go ahead and enter your email below to learn more and receive a VIP Invitation Code from Wicked Chops Poker.

Tagged as: Kandy Kruise

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Kandy Kruise 2011: Poker, Partying and a Boatload of Hot Girls

by Wicked Chops Entity on 8.12.2011 in Self-Promotion | 1 comment

Kandy Kruise is a chartered cruise ship loaded with a 1000 hot girls, booze and non-stop poker action for 3 days. In other words, the greatest thing ever.

If you’re anything like us, the idea of playing poker and partying around the clock for 3 days with over a 1000 barely-dressed, morally casual girls sounds freaking fantastic.

If you’re unlike us, you aren’t married to your current/first wives, and thus, the aforementioned is something you’re still able to do.

Rather than resenting you for this we want to live vicariously through you, so Wicked Chops Poker is teaming up with our good friends at the Karma Foundation to send one of our readers on the 3rd annual Kandy Kruise this September 16-19. The 3-day, full-ship charter of a luxury cruise liner features a poker tournament, cash games, Miss Kandy Contest and girls like this, this, this, this, this and whole lot of this.

Along with giving away one cruise package (sign up below for a chance to win), we’ll also be hosting an online contest for a spot in the Miss Kandy Contest as well as a freeroll tournament on RISEpoker.com where the top prize is a cruise package.

Enter your email below to learn more about the Kandykruise and to receive a VIP Invitation Code (a must-have to book a spot on the cruise) as a friend of Wicked Chops Poker.

Press release after the jump. Promotional video that gives you a good idea what to expect below.

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Tagged as: featured, KandyKruise

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Follow Us On Twitter

by Wicked Chops Entity on 7.8.2010 in Self-Promotion | 2 comments

Twitpics like this are what Twitter was invented for...

Not sure why the rest of the poker world hasn’t caught on to this Twitter thing, but as far as we know we’re the only people tweeting live from the 2010 World Series of Poker Main Event. No other poker sites, players. Not even poker bloggers. Mark our words though, it’s going to catch on and soon poker players will be ocular penetrating our freakin minds with amazing tales of chip counts and hand recaps right there from the poker table. How exciting will that be?

But for now, it’s just us. No one else. It’s like when we were playing Las Vegas Poker & Blackjack on Intellivision when everyone else was playing Pong on Atari. Call us early adapters, or 5 year olds with a gambling addiction. Just always ahead of the curve.

So anyway, follow us on Twitter for all things WSOP plus twitpics of Girls on the Rail and the occasional Miserable Fuck sightings. Also we’ll be giving out SkullCandy gear to our followers during next week’s live broadcast of This Week In Poker. Stay tuned for details.

And while you’re social media-ing, go ahead and “Like” us on Facebook – here and here.

Tagged as: 2010 WSOP, Twitter

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Dee Dozier and Paola Martin Bring You Our Top Referrers

by Wicked Chops Entity on 7.10.2009 in Self-Promotion | 1 comment

How can you just not want to hand your chips over to sweet Dee Dozier? So effing cute.

It’s been a big week of hits for us, one of our biggest ever, thanks to Brad Garrett‘s girlfriend Isabella going braless, Phil Hellmuth once again being ridiculous, Cecilia Nordenstam looking average and hot Girls on the Rail, among other things.

Big thanks to all those who linked in, especially our top referrers below. To those sites and forums that steal our pics — the ones our photogs painstakingly take day after day and we pay them with occasional pats on the backs obscene amounts of money for — we just want to say fuck you. You suck at life.

Okay, our top 10 referrers so far this July. Give ‘em some love and check ‘em out.

WWTDD
Tao of Poker
Poker Road
Two Plus Two
Aftonbladet Pokerbloggen
Pocket Fives
The Superficial
Madison.com
Hollywood Tuna
Boston Barstool Sports

Photos below of Dee Dozier and Paola Martin, who are both prettying up the field on Day 3 and gunning for the title of Last Woman Standing^TM at the 2009 WSOP Main Event. Both were in at the last break with Dee currently stacked around 135k. If there’s a God, and He has a Penis, these two girls will be around for awhile. Look for our Toke video with Dee shortly.