Chick Wins Poker Tournament

No, seriously, WHO won the tournament?

No, seriously, WHO won the tournament?

Teresa Hemingway, a woman, won a poker tournament.

Hemingway captured HPT‘s largest annual event, the Golden Gates tournament in Black Hawk, Colorado. Golden Gates had over a $1M prize pool, and Hemingway, still a woman, banked $226,463 for the win.

Had Hemingway pulled this feat off last summer (or as we like to call it, the “Summer of Bath Salts! Zombies!”), we would’ve surely known the apocalypse was near.

As is custom when a woman wins a poker tournament, all males who entered had to go home with their pants at their ankles and their genitalia tucked between their legs.

Or at least that’s what they make you do in Afghanistan.

Speaking of Afghanistan, Osama Aweida finished 37th and Jassim Al-Ansari came in 38th, each earning $4,630.

Get full results here.

Or we can save you the trouble of clicking and just let you know that Stan Jablonski finished 62nd for a min-cash.

 

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