Clonie Gowen Wants to Go Heads-Up with Paris Hilton

According to a recently dropped press release, Maxim Magazine’s July issue contains a World Series of Poker insert featuring Clonie Gowen. The issue hits stands today.

Aside from being a great poker player and not exactly sore on the eyes, Clonie is also one of those philanthropist-type persons, which we understand means she’s into this word called “charity.” Having never heard this word before, we picked up a nearby dictionary and learned that this “charity” word means something along the lines of “providing relief for the poor.”


And Clonie’s “charitable” efforts specifically involve “helping” needy children.


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Which is something that Paris Hilton isn’t exactly into doing, even though she says she is.


Which makes it somewhat ironic that Clonie has challenged Paris to a heads-up “charity” poker match for $100,000.

Says Clonie:

"Paris seems to be a great girl, however, she represents everything that I am not, but now that she has stepped into my world (the poker world) I challenge her to put her poker skills to work for charity. $100,000 will go a long way to helping those in need. Paris, are you in?"

Wethinks Paris, given her track record, may find a way out of this one.

 

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