Snake: Chops, u ever see this commercial?
Snake: Got anything funny to say about it?
Chops: Hmm, I can’t think of any implied poker terminology that would be appropriate here.
None work in this context.
Snake: Yeh I’m stumped too. Hey, don’t the actors kind of look like porn stars? I mean the cheesy string bettin dude who goes all in has a ponytail. Isn’t there a classic Socratic syllogism that goes:
All actors who have ponytails are porn stars.
This actor has a ponytail.
This actor is a porn star.
Chops: I’m not sure what male porn stars look like from the waist up.
Snake: Hey get this, the president of this condom company says, “Kimono is the choice for sophisticated young-adults; an important part of their wardrobe is the condom they wear.”
Chops: You know, I was wondering when wearing a condom as an accessory would catch on. Been doing it for years. Hopefully the same will happen soon for my next favorite dick accessory, the cock-ring.
Snake: Btw, I’m using this email exchange for the post, in lieu of giving any more details about this ad..
Chops: Daddy likey.
I’m “Daddy” in the context of the above sentence, fyi.
Use that, it’s gold.
And use the fact that I said, “Use that, it’s gold.”