Create-A-Headline: Mock Headlines for LAPC Winner
Sports headlines are horribly predictable and unimaginative.
And poker is not immune from this unimaginativepredictableness.
For every, "Tiger Lurking" (golf), "Yao-za!" (basketball if Yao Ming goes for 30 and 15), or "Bonds Away!" (if Barry launches three moon shots into McCovey Cove), there’s the a "Back-to-Back Flack" poker equivalent.
So with that in mind, in what may or may not become a regular feature on Wicked Chops Poker, let’s prep some potential headlines for the eventual WPT LAPC winner. And if you have any suggestions, please, comment them below. We will use the best submitted headline for the eventual winner. Yes, you heard right. And if you have a site, we will link to you as well, gaining you valuable access to our passive-aggressive reader base. If you don’t have a site, we’ll just post your name or something. And Sammy, if it’s you, Chops will superimpose his head on something embarrassing and publish it in your honor. To get your creative juices stirring, here’s some potential horrible and deplorable starters from WCP:
Per Our Conversation: Ummer Wins LAPC
David Chiu Chews Up the Competition, Wins LAPC
The Hit is On: Galajian Takes WPT Title
Get the gist? Have at it…