Danielle Lloyd Tapped As Offical Face (Boobs, Butt, Legs, etc.) of Ladbrokes Poker

Danielle_lloyd_ladbrokes_2When we saw a story yesterday with the name “Danielle Lloyd” in the headline, we didn’t even bother reading it because we just assumed that the news had to do with the dethroned, delicious, D-breasted and D-list-ed British beauty pageant winner-turned-reality TV star being the subject of some new sex tape that she was either denying or felt betrayed by but now that people are talking about her it’s a good time to announce that she is going to be starring as Julie McCoy in the has-to-be-in-the-works movie version of “The Love Boat.”

So as we were writing up our “Dirty Dani Does It On Tape” post, we decided to read the story and much to our surprise, we learned that the news wasn’t about the sure-to-come sex tape starring Danielle and her old-enough-to-be-her-father former flame, Teddy Sheringham, but instead that she was being tapped to become the new ______ (pick the body party you’re looking at in the photos) of Ladbrokes Poker.

Danielle_lloyd_ladbrokes2As we “reported” last year when we featured loads of photos of Miss Dirty Dani as our Friday Night Parting Shot, she happens to be a serious card tosser, something she picked up from her ex-lover Sheringham, among other things.

What makes this news interesting is that Sheringham, a former England footballer, is the face of Ladbrokes Poker competitor, VC Poker, so the two on-again, off-again tabloiders will be competing against each other in England’s competitive online poker marketplace.

Ok, the news isn’t that interesting but you got some photos out of it.

In other pageant girls gone badly news, our favorite pageant girl besides the others, Miss USA Tara Conner, is about to have her reign come to an end. On the Today show this morning, the attractively slim/recovering coke fiend said she sees herself now spending time between New York and LA and hopes to write a book about her experience as Miss USA which is all code words for “I’m going to do Playboy in the near future.”

So we have that going for us.

Now go read some poker news somewhere else.
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