David Williams Wins H.O.R.S.E, Is Hung Like One Too

Davidwilliams_1 OK, scratch what we said earlier today about a dry well of good poker content this week…

Sometimes life just tosses you a softball and you’ve gotta smack it as hard as you can.  Or, err, well, you know what we mean. 

In what almost seems too scripted to be true, just days after the entire poker world discovered that David "Tony" Williams (at right, from the Bodog Rat Pack photo shoot, which is not to be confused with the Cracker Pack photo shoot done by the alleged step-brother of Calvin Ayre, Cooter) made a porno, the very same David Williams rises to the occassion by winning the H.O.R.S.E event at Caesar’s WSOPC

Williams bested his mentor, Marcel Luske, for the title, and banked over $91k for the win.

After winning, Williams was so excited that he jizzed all over Luske’s foot.

We kid. 

This is a great win for Williams, cementing his status as one of poker’s great young up-and-comers. 


3 Responses

  1. Kid Dynamite

    May 4, 2006 4:58 pm, Reply

    limitless possibilities with this one…yet i can’t even touch it… bizarre…I think i’ll try to figure out what HORSE really stands for…Her Orifice Really Seems Edible?

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