Def people from all around Illinois and the surrounding areas are expected to "flop" it like it’s hot this weekend in the area’s first ever poker tournament just for def people. Held on February 25th at the Hanging Gardens Banquet center in River Grove, the Def Texas Hold’em poker tournament promises to be off the chain. First and second place finishers will receive travel packages and entry into this year’s
We here at Wicked Chops Poker are very excited that organizations are finally holding tournaments exclusively for the dope, the phat, and the ballers of the world. Don’t get us wrong, the average Joe middle-aged schlub is partly what makes poker so endearing to us, but we’re all about exclusivity here, so a tournament just for the shot-callers of the world is loooooooong overdue.
Says the event’s chairperson, "Our organization encourages deaf and hard of hearing individuals to communicate and interact in activities the same as hearing people."
Hold up, wait a minute. This tournament is for deaf people? What the? How in the…? Seriously? But…seriously?
OK then…well, nevermind. If you’re interested in attending, drive around Illinois with your windows down and listen for what sounds like a convention of seals. Shouldn’t be hard.