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Erica Schoenberg, the poker hottie we tend to drop more flattering superlatives on than a bad early 90′s R&B song, is guest starring in this week’s episode of “Two Months. Two Million,” the G4TV show starring those online poker players we mentioned in this post.
Here’s the set up for the episode according to G4TV:
Amidst the temptations of Vegas, the guys declare war on French poker legend David Benyamine, gunning for his money, his respect, and his girl. All New Episode Sunday 9PM ET.
Sure, they have a shot at swiping some money from Benyamine but there’s a fat chance at them winning over Erica. As in, if they’re fat they have a chance.
Get it? Benyamine’s freakin huge.
Anyway, we haven’t caught any of the past episodes of 2M2MM but word is the show’s well done. Hard to screw it up though when you throw in a few Playboy Playmates tit-bouncing around in bikinis.
Related, obligatory photos of G4TV’s Olivia Munn in a bikini below.
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Ummm, why do I always know what to say to the blow up version?
“whaddya mean you limp-three bet shove with Jacks are you insane?”
in a baby voice “mama”
“crap she’s seen me!”
Don’t look down … don’t look down … maintain eye contact … DAMN!
please don’t see my boner. please.
“Lord, please don’t let me get caught looking at those boobs with the camera rolling.”
I need to find a better picture of myself the next time I play with photoshop
In Butt-Head Voice “Huhuhuhhhuhuhuh, boobs”.
“You look like a girl. I read about things like you before in my comic books. Your type even came up during Dungeons and Dragons once in a while.”
I wonder if she flosses?
He’s thinking about all the money he’s not making while sitting with this hot woman rather than sitting with the three other guys in a room for many hours.
“I’ve seen something about one of these before while sitting in front of my computer…its a…a…[a la Patty Duke as Helen Keller in THE MIRACLE WORKER] ] “WOO-MMMAN”
Very simply, he’s got an internal monologue going with one word…
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum
Dang, I just unload my bankroll in my pants.
um…can you show me the way to the weight room?
“Wait a minute… is this some kind of trick? This isn’t the chick from Tomb Raider!”
Damn she has a zit on her nose!
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