Erica Schoenberg is Nice to Look At

EricaschoenbergpokerSure, we could direct you to the NeverWinPoker thread or 2+2 thread that show screen grabs of Erica Schoenberg dropping the top on Carmen Electra’s Strip Poker DVD, but that wouldn’t be right. Unlike the Brandi Hawbakers and Chantel McNultys of the poker world, Erica’s a classy girl. She’s a sweet, small-town Midwesterner who won math competitions as a youngster, played volleyball competitively and had the courage to head off to Hollywood to pursue a career in acting and modeling. She’s bright, poised and is certainly in no way superficial as evidenced by her faithful devotion to her much, much older and much, much rounder poker playing fiance, David Benyamine.

And while we’re aware that most of what we just said sounds like the bio of the average porn star, Erica’s far from the average porn star. She’s a soft core porn star, if a porn star at all. Not that we think of her as a soft core porn star but if we did, she’d be the crème de la crème of soft core porn stars, the kind of porn star you’d be fine with dating ’cause she wasn’t the penis receptacle kind of porn star but the . . . crap, what was the point we were making . . . oh yeah, the point is that whether Erica’s appearance in the Strip Poker DVD was a regrettable act of naive ambition in the hopes of making it big in Hollywood or, paraphrasing Shaniac on 2 + 2, something she’s probably proud of having participated in, we’re not sure. What we do know is Erica Schoenberg is really nice to look at as evidence by the Wicked Chops Poker photos after the jump from yesterday’s $1,000 Rebuy NLHE event at the 2007 WSOP.

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  2. Brian

    June 29, 2007 7:55 am, Reply

    Chantel Mcnulty is classy too! She just knows how to have fun and doesnt do fat guys like David.

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