While John Phan may be on
Fucking Erick Lindgren.
And since it’s not human nature to actually be happy for someone else’s good fortune (what fun is that?), a bunch of pro poker players and celebs got together to sing about that fucking Erick Lindgren guy’s good run.
Maybe the vocals aren’t as "in tune" as "I’m Fucking Matt Damon" or "I’m Fucking Ben Affleck," but it’s not like Allen "The Chainsaw" Kessler is going to go to choir practice or anything. Dudes like him are too busy on Facebook for shit like that.