First Look at the OWCPG of 2007

Owcpgof2007_1The Entities are all in Las Vegas at the moment for the official selection of the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2007, as well as our scheduled Friday night multi-session orgy with a bevy of gak-lovin’ pageant girls, poodle-juggling midgets and our Mexican street flyer boy posse in the Erotic Suite at the Palms, among other things. You’ll soon hear all about it when we publish our epic four-part, nine-post, 97-paragraph thriller on the bedlam that is sure to ensue.

Until then, though, we wanted to give readers a glimpse of our selection for the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2007. This is all you’re going to get for now. We will tell you that, like Keeley Hazell, she ain’t no American, which really means she is, but she isn’t. She’s also heavenly blessed like Keeley, although a letter perhaps closer to the top of the alphabet than the 32EE Brit. Her name also alliterates like Keeley’s does not and she’s the same age now as Keeley was last year which if you do the math means she’s a lot younger than you.

We’d give a WCP t-shirt to the first person to post her name but shit, you sucked so bad the last time we played this game you don’t deserve it, and we say that with love in our hearts for you.

 

2 Responses

  1. zachary

    February 8, 2007 11:45 pm, Reply

    Shit damn! She’s smoking hot..looks like that French news chick but i don’t think she was stacked like this girl.

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