Two weeks ago,
That‚Äôs right. Tomorrow, all thoughts of pot odds, pressure bets, and position will be put aside as I watch my DAWGS hunker down against those cheesy-ass Florida Gators.
I could sit here and make obvious gator-hater jokes. But we all know Gators wear jean shorts. And why keep piling on a University that offers airbrushed diplomas. Like girls who go to UF, it‚Äôd be just too easy.
Oh, there are people who doubt the DAWGS. No doubt that after Shockley went down, those mulletheads at UF started getting their hopes up. I can just see it‚Ä¶there’s Terry and Ricky driving in their Mustang, cracking open a Natty Light, discussing how the Gators would surely defeat a depleted DAWGS squad. So to Terry, Ricky, and all of you other Gator fans, DAWGS nation only has one thing to say to you:
Sure, Shockley‚Äôs loss is big. But this is the DAWGS we‚Äôre talking about! We‚Äôre not Ole Miss, Tennessee, or Vandy. We‚Äôre the fucking DAWGS, man!!!
People are forgetting about our dominating D, our punishing running attack, and the steady influence of one Mark Richt. And with Chris Leak constantly wetting the bed in Urban Meyer‚Äôs system, do you really think the Gators have that big of an advantage over our Joe Tereshinski III?
If you‚Äôre a DAWGS fan, it’s freaking time to get pumped. The DAWGS are winning this game. Fellow DAWGS alumnus Dave ‚ÄúThe Cop‚Äù put it best in an email this morning:
The Joking is over. What I mean at this point is all business. You may be asking yourself, "But Dave, there always time for fun." Well, if that‚Äôs your attitude then I suggest you take a worm for a walk week. I found myself sitting in a Mickey D’s this morning reading an article about my new favorite Dawg, Joe T. At one point I got so pumped I let out a yelp. It was sort of a loud "yes" but not really. I hope each one of you is as pumped as I am.
P.U.B.A.R. (Pumped up beyond all recognition),
DAWGS win. DAWGS win. DAWGS win.