Does anyone know who won this year’s Miss Teen USA pageant?
Didn’t think so.
But you do know who came in 4th thanks to her brilliantly stupid flub that has now been seen by tens of millions around the world and will forever make ending sentences with “such as” funny to us, you know, like, such as.
And while 18-year-old Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton has endured a week of ridicule that most people won’t experience in a lifetime, it will likely be Upton who will be getting the last laugh if she’s, uh, smart enough to capitalize on her moment in the spotlight. Just look at former pageant chicks and all around female role models
So cheer up Caitlin Upton. Being smart is overrated, and what the people in South Africa, The Iraq and Asian countries need right now are not maps to look at but more hot pageant chicks, and that is where you can help out starting with more photos after the jump.
September 2, 2007 7:42 pm,
i realized that by U.S. Americans she just meant NOT African American, Indian American, Asian American, Italian American or any other kind of American.. You know – U.S. Americans… like the ones on the Mayflower.
The Iraq… fantastic stuff… it’s as if she had a list of talking points, and just nailed them off one by one.. where the fuck was DARFUR !?!??!!