Didn’t think so.
But you do know who came in 4th thanks to her brilliantly stupid flub that has now been seen by tens of millions around the world and will forever make ending sentences with “such as” funny to us, you know, like, such as.
And while 18-year-old Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton has endured a week of ridicule that most people won’t experience in a lifetime, it will likely be Upton who will be getting the last laugh if she’s, uh, smart enough to capitalize on her moment in the spotlight. Just look at former pageant chicks and all around female role models
So cheer up Caitlin Upton. Being smart is overrated, and what the people in South Africa, The Iraq and Asian countries need right now are not maps to look at but more hot pageant chicks, and that is where you can help out starting with more photos after the jump.