Friday Night Parting Shot: Miss USA Tara Conner

Taraconner1We learn new things about ourselves everyday. Like the time we learned that we didn’t hate all things French. Or the day we discovered that we could be attracted to girls named Olga, and then there was that night Chops found out that he didn’t have to be afraid of midgets anymore, even if they were ninja midgets striking kung-fu poses.

Then there’s today, when we learned that we have a thing for pageant winners dethroned for behaving badly. First it was recent FNPSG, Danielle Lloyd, who was just dethroned of her Miss Great Britain title for posing in Playboy and shagging one of the judges (Great Britain by the way is our favorite oxymoron). And now today, we have ridiculously hot Tara Conner, who reportedly will be stripped of her 2006 Miss USA title for “inappropriate behavior,” which according to sources reported in the news means behavior that “makes Paris Hilton look like a baby,” which is a complexing analogy, considering what an impossible slut Paris Hilton is–so complexing that we’ll leave it to metaphysical logisticians to figure out.

The CardPlayer of celebrity gossip, The National Ledger, reports that Conner will turn 21 on Monday and had planned to celebrate her birthday with parties on both coasts at Pure in Las Vegas and at Stereo in New York and that she has been “romantically” bonking linked to TWO of Stereo’s owners AND A NUMBER OF celebrities who hang there, including MTV VJ Damien Fahey, which is another way of saying she’s the club slut, not that there’s anything wrong with that, which is another way of saying that if you’re in Vegas this Monday, take a break from the Five Diamond World Poker Classic and head to Pure because if you’re ever gonna bang a Miss USA, dethroned or not, Monday is your chance. Good luck.

After the jump, photos and a video of Miss Tara Conner, who with her beauty, body and bad behavior has officially thrown her tiara in the ring as a candidate for the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2007.








4 Responses

  1. WayneBullet

    December 16, 2006 3:12 pm, Reply

    Would she really be representing the fake looks of the Miss America pagent with real boobs? There is nothing real about those chicks, not that there is anything wrong with that.
    I think I may have to move my vote from the chunky girl from the Facts of Life to this chick. Mainly because someday we will probably see her on a video on the internet.

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