Seriously, well done Sir. Well done.
Actually, while I‚Äôm complementing Your craftmanship let me also say thank You for Brazil, the women there that is. And oh yeh, female Russian tennis players too. I‚Äôm sorry You had to make all the men there look like egors, but it is nothing short of a miracle that Russian men and women somehow are spawn from the same gene pool. Truly must be Divine Intervention.
Crap, was that lightning? But there‚Äôs not a cloud in the sky.
Ok finally, I‚Äôm very sorry that Chops managed to put up
So where was I? Oh yeh, now it looks like Gisele and Leo have officially headed to Splitsville (that‚Äôs down the street from our favorite town, Makeupsexburg), and we‚Äôre wondering if poker may be the reason the Brazilian beauty has sent their relationship to the rail.You see, Leo was recently seen at the Bellagio sans Gisele chumming it up with the Abraham of Hold‚Äôem himself, Doyle Brunson, and word has it that the Aviator star is a regular at the high-stakes cash game held at Danny Masterson‚Äôs house in Hollywood Hills. That‚Äôs the Danster (on right, next to Laura Prepon) from That 70‚Äôs Show, which is
By the way Danny, what‚Äôs the address to your house again? Last time, the addy you gave me brought me to the old Big DoNut on La Cienega. Must have been the mapquest directions.
Perhaps though it wasn’t Leo’s poker playing that caused him to lose Brazil’s hottest export since the coffee bean. The gossip pages today are reporting that Gisele finally called it quits with her card tossing Leo after she found him poking around hottie du jour
Man, I really do feel for DiCaprio. I mean, it must be tough to have to choose between Gisele, Sienna or poker.
Seriously, which would you choose?
While you’re thinking, enjoy the pics below of Gisele as well as our act of contrition for the previously poor Anna Kournikova photo (plus a Miss Russia/Miss USA bonus). Also, go