Give Money, Bomb Smurfs

:: snake

SmurfsrunningfortheirlivesI’ve been known to throw some poker proceeds to UNICEF, the UN’s Children Fund. One, because they do some great work for children in developing countries. Two, because it helps my karma after I do things like call out some mom’s son for being stupid.

But little did I know that, by giving, I’m also contributing to the bombing of Smurfs.

How’s that suppose to help my karma?

Anyway, this is not poker related but I had to share it with you. Seems too unreal to be true.

Money quote in the article, from the agency behind the ‘bombing':

“We wanted something that was real war – Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head -but they said no.”

 

3 Responses

  1. Chops

    October 11, 2005 5:28 am, Reply

    When the smurfs are getting bombed, were they screaming stuff like, “Why are they smurfing us!”, “Waaaaahh…this smurfs!” and “Smurfs, smurf some cover! They’re smurfing us! Smurf for cover!”?

  2. African AMERICAN

    February 26, 2006 9:16 pm, Reply

    AW GREAT! THAT IDIOT BRAINY SMURF IS ALIVE AND IS SUING OUR GOVERNMENT IN COURT FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING.

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