World, it’s been nice knowing you.
The woman Thater (at right, next to a banana), captured Event #29 ($1,500 Razz), banking $132,653.
Thater, who is a woman, defeated the highly disappointing and disgrace to men across the world Larry St. Jean for the win. Honorary member of the "
If there’s anything here to temper the apocalyptic significance of Thater’s win it would be that it was in a measly $1,500 buy-in event in a game where the worst hand wins.
In other equi-horrifying news, Beth Shak, a woman, almost won Event #28 ($3,000 NLH). She lost heads-up to someone who is not a disgrace to men across the world, Shankar Pillai, who’s not to be confused with K. Shankar Pillai, who is dead. For the win, Pillai banks $527,829. The woman Shak takes home $328,683.
Lost in all of the apocalyptic developments is that Phil Hellmuth failed to capture bracelet #12. Hellmuth finished sixth in Event #28, banking $76,464.
After the jump a brief photo essay about a champ and her banana. Plus her right and left side profiles.